The Jimmy Clifford Show

Do you also think turkey is the worst of the meats? We do, so you'll be seeing none of that boring traditional Thanksgiving sh*t at our holiday mukbang.  We, along with the boys Kyle, Nick, and Justin, cobbled together this monstrosity of a Thanksgiving feast, filled with the finest white trash foods servers and Uber drivers can afford.  Jimmy made a lovely tribute to all the things we have to be thankful for and we played another round of everyone's second favorite game, What's Happening, where we read a transcript from a video and try to guess what's happening.

00:00 - Welcome to our white trash mukbang 

02:20 - The Foods 

07:53 - What everyone's thankful for 

11:16 - What Jimmy's thankful for 

19:40 - Mukbang Activities pt. 1 

20:34 - Shout out "Suck That Sh*t Guy" 

22:38 - What's Happening 3 

31:46 - Mukbang Activities pt. 2

Follow Kyle - https://www.instagram.com/kyledcomedy/

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It's the return of everyone's favorite game show "Is it a Pokémon character or a black girl name?" where we try our best to make our guests look like horrible people!  Don't worry though, if that doesn't offend you I'm sure something else in this episode will.

00:00 - On this episode... 

01:00 - Anti-vape PSA "Don't be like Nick" 

02:10 - Black Girl or Pokemon II 

08:37 - What's Happening (beta test) 

11:11 - Frat shows in Kansas 

13:30 - The "Suck That Shit!" Guy 

15:47 - Getting silly in the strip club 

18:34 - Tazing yourself for the boys (TikTok) 

20:31 - The Deagles is our favorite gang (TikTok) 

24:15 - Trans person in wheel chair ruins furry festival in the woods (TikTok)

28:53 - Oops, almost forgot to anger the furries 

31:14 - Kyle's only interaction with Tamir 

32:43 - Nick and Kyle's Plugs

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"You're all trash, none of this matters, if you don't like it, get out of my way!" That about sums up the mentality of Austin Comedy's #1 sh*t talker, Tamir Bryant.  Catch him on Instagram absolutely eviscerating anyone and anything that gets in the way of achieving his goals.  It's all fun and jokes but if you step to Tamir expect to get clapped back at with full force!

00:00 - The Bad Boy of Austin Comedy 

01:42 - Tamir's many beefs (I'm sorry Justin) 

05:31 - "A lot of ya'll n****s is trash!" 

08:38 - New Orleans is wild 

10:54 - New York compared to New Orleans 

14:41 - Jesus People and Homeless People 

17:53 - Hip-Hop is dead, pursue comedy 

20:22 - How to build a draw in Rap 

22:59 - Comedian's are autistic, Rappers are f***ing stupid 

26:27 - There will never be a Hip-Hop Rogan 

30:21 - Kevin King is a LEGEND (kevinking527) 

43:36 - The best interviewer on the internet (tyebaby21) 

44:59 - Tamir's Plugs

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We got to talk comedy with Houston Secret Group's, Zahid Dewji.  He gave us some advice which mostly consisted of "Quit." and "It's not worth it." His enthusiasm for comedy is unmatched.  But seriously, he really appreciates the art of stand-up and it was a ton of fun getting his perspective.  If you're in Houston check out The Secret Group (link below)!

00:00 - On this episode... 

01:18 - Meet Zahid 

07:26 - Rootin' Tootin' School Shootin' 

10:06 - Zahid got hit by a bus 

14:29 - Different comedy cultures 

17:43 - You should quit comedy 

22:33 - Secret Group 

27:28 - Austin's changed 

31:31 - Find what you enjoy 

37:44 - Zahid Sucks. 

41:30 - Zahid's Plugs

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Secret Group - https://www.thesecretgrouphtx.com/ 

We got to talk with the one and only High Priest of the Church of Spud, Phillip Garcia.  He really likes doing comedy shows in places they don't belong like a gun shop and his mom's garage.  You'll also get our enlightened takes on Antonio Brown, the Adam Lavine cheating scandal, and the new Jeffrey Dahmer show.  That last one made Jimmy very uncomfortable so we cheered him up by introducing Phillip to alittle Northeast culture.

00:00 - On this episode... 

00:35 - Takin the Moped to the "CBD" coffee shop 

03:11 - The hit that changed Antonio Brown (video) 

05:40 - Phillip wants comedians to get shot 

07:16 - Phillip started a cult in his mom's garage 

11:06 - Phillip's gay dad married his highschool weed dealer 

15:45 - Adam Lavine cheating scandal (TikToks) 

22:38 - The Creatures of seaside (videos) 

27:35 - Dahmer 

38:51 - The Creatures of Seaside (videos) cont. 

40:40 - Phillip's Plugs

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Jimmy and our friend JT Stockman (different guy from last week) spent the whole month of August putting on shows at the 2022 Edinburgh Fringe Festival in Scotland.  They did 27 standup shows in 26 days and if you don't know how Jimmy's "Bombed" show works, it involves consuming large amounts of alcohol on stage, and off.  You'll learn about all the crazy antics Jimmy & Friends got into as we recount all the Tales from the Fringe...

00:00 - clips 

00:42 - The Edinburgh Fringe Festival 

05:08 - Shoey (video) 

09:51 - Jimmy's venue hated him 

12:11 - "Be better" 

16:24 - "Great but...didn't c*m" 

19:13 - BABYS FIRST AD READ 

19:55 - "Great but...didn't c*m" 

20:35 - Barking for customers with beer pong 

22:12 - Don't be cheeky with Kevin (video) 

26:43 - Townsfolk threatened to attack Jimmy 

28:03 - Trick shot (video) 

29:11 - JT almost f**ked a family (video) 

31:30 - Getting kicked out of a bar by 6 bouncers 

34:05 - Other shows at Fringe 

36:56 - Boston man walks 25 audience members 

39:39 - JT's Plugs

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Instagram  - https://www.instagram.com/jt_stockman/

YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHFruSyj69qgBEs0XPMy-lw

TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@jtstockman 

We had an absolute hoot chatting with God's Favorite Comedian and our friend, JT Kelley. We learned why he didn't understand evolution until he was 19, or where rocks come from, or what climate change is.  He's also covered in some whacky tattoos.  And he prank called Tom Segura one time.  This episode's about as all over the place as JT is and we love him for it...

00:00 - Clip 

00:45 - Meet JT 

03:29 - JT didn't learn about evolution til 19 

05:40 - "Top Gun smoothed my brain out" 

07:33 - Xenophobic Bible Study 

10:44 - JT's JonBenét Ramsey tattoo 

12:22 - JT's incredibly romantic proposal and wedding 

15:36 - Starting comedy at 16 

17:46 - When JT learned the moon controls the tides 

20:28 - Getting fired from a hotel for dogs 

24:14 - Getting fired for impersonating Sandra Bullock's family 

25:44 - Getting fired for calling a guy "playboy" 

28:38 - JT's love of prank calls 

31:01 - How JT prank called Tom Segura 

36:48 - JT's racist friend wrote a bio for him 

41:24 - JT's Plugs

Follow JT:

TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@badboyllc

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/godsfavoritecomedian/

Podcast - https://open.spotify.com/show/28zBdzjEzHhhPB9OhowRL2

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The legend returns! Swiggy's back and he's just as wild and lovable as ever. This time we discuss the differences between ass eating and prostate exams, doing drugs at the movies, and learn about some of Swiggy's craziest dating experiences.

00:00 - Clip 

00:50 - The Return 

02:03 - Swiggy's really into sluts 

06:21 - Swiggy had a threeway with his greatest enemy 

09:48 - How has this man not been arrested? 

12:17 - Highschool Swiggy 

15:46 - Ketamine at the movies 

21:46 - Swiggy: The Rib Tickler 

23:08 - Swiggy: The Call Center Pirate 

25:57 - Christopher Columbus fu*ked manatees 

28:09 - Utensils of Insanity 

30:38 - Going on a Swiggy Date 

34:08 - Swiggy can't nut anymore (the 5th time) 

36:37 - Swiggy's mic routine 

38:11 - Fame Equivalency test 

45:03 - Swiggy Whites 

46:34 - Swiggy's Plugs

Follow Swiggy: 

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Podcast - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCODMX4f5CF0JV0IJT_fYdAQ

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The illustrious cohost of the Stiff Socks podcast and comedy's biggest foot advocate, Michael Blaustein, was in town for some shows and we got his insights on standup, how to find what makes you funny, and what it's like doing the road for huge crowds all over the country.

00:00 - Conducting Important Comedy Business 

01:24 - The Creek is a REAL comedy club 

04:40 - Choose your own adventure comedy 

08:02 - "New York is the best place to start standup" 

11:54 - Comedians shouldn't grow in comfort 

13:39 - We all can't be Doug Stanhope 

17:37 - Bazooka in my Jansport 

22:11 - Stiff Socks 

28:28 - The Road 

33:26 - Michael is a menace in first class 

37:14 - "People are hotter in the airport" 

39:47 - How to spit game on an airplane 

40:34 - Michael's Plugs

Follow Michael: 

Tickets - https://www.blaucomedy.com/

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/blaucomedy/

Podcast - https://www.youtube.com/c/stiffsocks

Follow Jimmy: 

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Check out The Big Laugh Comedy Network for more content like ours: 

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Vulcan Tickets & Show Info - https://www.blcomedy.com/

We did some good old fashioned American podcasting with our friend and fellow Austin comedian, Jackson Fagundes.  He wants his mom to know he DID NOT pay anyone for sex while in Amsterdam!  He did however throw up in their palace on mushrooms.  Much funnier story.  Check out Jackson's podcast and socials down below!

00:00 - Clip 

00:39 - Meet Jackson 

01:41 - He DID NOT pay for sex in Amsterdam 

04:23 - He also didn't catch ping pong balls at the sex show 

09:12 - Puking in Amsterdam's Royal Palace on shrooms 

10:25 - The Naked Bike Parade 

12:27 - Nancy Pelosi's titties bring us to the left 

14:59 - Doing comedy in front of your coworkers 

19:31 - Jackson was a frat boy if you couldn't tell 

21:49 - Starting comedy in Savannah 

24:58 - Don't do Kill Tony 3 months into comedy 

28:01 - Jackson's parents are 9 to 5 GODS 

30:49 - Neighbor Murders Chicken (TikTok) 

37:06 - Drinking 12 Locos In One Sitting (TikTok) 

39:50 - He threw the guy's phone?!?! 

42:58 - Crazy magician stapled cards to his forehead 

44:50 - Jackson's Plugs

Follow Jackson: 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/hahajacko/

Podcast - https://open.spotify.com/show/0dHdEIlVr5QtBQPD6u5xTI 

Follow Jimmy: 

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TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@notjimmyclifford 

Follow Greg: 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/greg_dipaul/

TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@greg_dipaul 

Check out The Big Laugh Comedy Network for more content like ours: 

https://www.instagram.com/biglaughcomedy/

Vulcan Tickets & Show Info - https://www.blcomedy.com/