The Jimmy Clifford Show

Gina has (allegedly) been through some crazy sh*t!  In probably the most Italian podcast ever, we get to know basically everything she's able to tell from her days of watching people break kneecaps as a pimps right hand woman (allegedly).  She's seen it all on her way to eventually following her dreams doing comedy in Austin and New York City.  We couldn't have asked for a better first guest to have in the new studio so go check out Gina's socials to find where you can see her live.

00:00 - Clip 

00:48 - Huge Announcement 

02:06 - Meet Gina 

04:20 - She's way smarter than us 

09:56 - Pimpin' Ain't Easy 

12:15 - Crime Tips With Gina 

15:26 - "It's nice to watch a guy hit other women" 

20:37 - How Gina got her name 

21:33 - Poker Rooms and Primate Labs 

25:24 - Gina used to remote control people through their spines 

30:19 - Starting Comedy 

33:09 - Jimmy went to a poker room once (the ending will not surprise you) 

37:17 - NYC vs ATX crowds 

40:32 - Why there's no good dick in Austin (except the Veterans) 

42:44 - Full House heavily influenced Gina's taste in men 

48:12 - It's too easy to be a scumbag in Austin 

55:17 - Gina's plugs

Follow Gina: 

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/eggsnhotsauce/

Podcast - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC6y93AFf7e5Ps1t6yGkf75g

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Future comedy historians, if you're looking for the comprehensive Casey Rocket lore we've got you covered.  And if you haven't heard the name yet I envy you.  The Riff God smiled upon us and graced our humble home studio, even bringing along his trusty sidekick, always with him through thick and thin, The Boy!  We dig deep and get a glimpse at the man behind the Grimace suit to see what molded Casey into the Rocket we all know and love today.  Of course the whole thing exudes RRE (look it up nerds) but we're not afraid to get serious so join us as we go beyond the riff...

00:00 - Clip 

00:35 - Foreword by Grimace

01:31 - Prologue: Meet The Boy 

07:07 - The Man Behind The Riff: The Origins of Casey Rocket 

10:16 - Ch 1: Ski Jacket Comedy Is The Future 

15:59 - Ch 2: Nevermind, Grimace Based Comedy Is The Future 

18:41 - Ch. 3: Getting Kicked Out Of The 8th Grade 

23:09 - Ch. 4: Getting Kicked Out Of The 9th Grade 

30:37 - Ch 4.5: Starting Tuss At The Age Of 12 

32:09 - Ch. 5: Military School 

37:01 - Ch. 6: Stuck In A Mental Hospital With The Man Who Killed Obama 

40:54 - Ch. 7: Almost Getting Murdered While Living In A Car 

45:25 - Ch. 8: The College Years 

47:41 - Ch. 9: Becoming The Next Jim Carry 

49:29 - Ch. 10: Almost Getting Murdered By A Crazy Fan 

52:21 - Epilogue: Casey's Plugs

Follow Casey:

Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/caseyrocket

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/caseyrocket/

YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/c/CaseyRocket 

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TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@notjimmyclifford 

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Today we sit down with Jim Carry's illegitimate child (emphasis on illegitimate), Heather Shaw.  We talk about the comedy scene here in Austin, watch a bunch of TikToks, and play a game that will most certainly one day ruin any of our asperations of running for Congress.  If you're looking for cancel fodder we here at TJCS got you covered!

00:00 - Clip

00:37 - BTS @ The Creek 

01:21 - Meet Heather 

04:45 - Comedians talk about comedy comically 

09:09 - Tony Hinchcliffe's gf flexed on Jimmy 

11:34 - How to become Jim Carry's daughter (TikTok) 

13:27 - Doctors HATE this exercise trick (TikTok) 

15:47 - puppygirljenna (TikTok) 

18:50 - Pokémon Character or Black Girl Name 

23:19 - Catfishing the homies (TikTok) 

26:49 - Famous Rub n Tug Scandals 

29:56 - Will Smith Gone Wrong (TikTok) 

34:30 - Open Mics are not for everyone 

37:56 - Texas Stance on Dildos 

38:57 - Fart Spray (TikTok) 

40:19 - Heather's Plugs

Follow Heather:

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/heathershawiskidding/

TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@heathershawwww 

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TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@notjimmyclifford 

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This episode was a TON of fun. Galyn is one hell of a story teller, we basically just spend the whole time sharing stories.  We even get him to tell one he's never told anybody before.  If you like hearing comedians talk about Devil's Threeway's with fat girls and crazy standup shenanigans this is the podcast for you.

00:00 - Clip

00:41 - BTS: Super Important, Highly Professional, Podcast Production

01:25 - Meet Galyn

03:09 - The Fat Bitch

04:27 - Women...like em?

05:39 - They Story of Galyn Matching With That Girl On Tinder

07:43 - The Story of Galyn Pouring Water On That Guy 

15:37 - The Time Jimmy Drove That Chick Home from a Date 

18:34 - Podcasters podcasting about their podcasts again 

23:22 - The Time Galyn Had A Devil's Threesome With A 300lb Girl 

31:12 - The Story of Mike Bombing 

44:08 - The Time Galyn Did Jimmy's Show 

45:17 - The 'Ol Cup n Some Pam Trick (TikTok) 

47:43 - Something Galyn Has Never Told Anybody 

49:31 - PSA: DO NOT Jerk Off In Airplanes 

50:35 - Galyn's Plugs

Follow Galyn:

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/galynnash/

Barely Serious - https://anchor.fm/barelyserious 

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This week's guest is professional Giggle Boy, Mike Eaton.  He used to be a huge dick but he's really turned things around since childhood.  Now he's one of the nicest guys with some of the funniest stories on the internet.  From getting married on a whim to meeting the mythical Cock Goblin, this one's a banger.

00:00 - Clip

00:27 - Preshow Shenanigans

00:50 - Meet Mike

01:38 - Mike got married 2 months after meeting his wife

06:01 - Mushy talk

08:35 - Mike bullied a child

13:52 - Mike's lil misnake (and other tattoo stories)

18:00 - Young Mike was a major asshole

21:07 - Jimmy's high school used to import people

23:27 - Mike used to embody white privilege

31:49 - Mike's greatest prank

35:55 - Podcasters podcasting about how everyone's always podcasting

40:01 - Fat girls are just better

43:55 - The Legend of the Cock Goblin of DFW

54:03 - Mike's Plugs

Follow Mike:

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/mike.is.eaton

Giggle Boys - https://www.youtube.com/c/DrinkinBrosPodcast

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Nick just got back from Italy and he has A LOT to say about it.  Mostly bad.

00:00 - Clip 

00:36 - Preshow Shenanigans 

01:35 - Nick went to Europe 

04:18 - And he is NOT happy about it 

07:56 - The Italian's were rude 

11:14 - They scammed him 

14:09 - They wouldn't give him cigarettes 

16:15 - And cathedrals suck 

20:01 - Jimmy actually liked Italy (weirdo) 

25:21 - Croatia greater than Italy 

30:14 - Nick is built like a Croatian woman 

33:29 - Hiking whiteout drugs is wrong 

36:40 - Italian food is overrated 

38:00 - "Italians are racist" -Nicholas Dopudja 

40:43 - In Conclusion: Italy Sucks 

41:41 - Nicks Plugs

Follow Nick:

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/nickdcomedy/

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Thanks for 200 subs on YouTube!! More, bigger things planned for the show so keep up the support, we really appreciate it!  Today we get to know Greg a bit better by checking out what he's been Googling.  We also do a very nuanced and thoughtful analysis of the woke children's book "The GayBCs".  Later in the episode we're joined by our friend and fellow Austin comedian, Mike Hudak, to talk about his days as a pro wrestler.

00:00 - Clip 

00:31 - When things go wrong on set 

01:13 - Thank you for 200 subscribers!! 

04:52 - Stealing ideas from Bert Kreicher (what Greg's been Googling) 

12:34 - Deep critical analysis of "The GayBCs" 

18:26 - Meet Mike 

22:59 - How to get started in pro wrestling 

27:47 - Learning about the wonders of "Ring Rats" 

33:01 - Mike saw someone break their neck (and other wrestling mishaps) 

38:36 - Mike's plugs

Follow Mike:

Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/TheMikeHudak

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/heyitsmikehudak

Follow Jimmy:

TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@jimmycliffordshow

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thejimmyclifford/

Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thejimmyclifford

Follow Greg:

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Swiggy is a trip, you kinda just have to see it.  From taking 2 tabs and going on Kill Tony to picking up women at work, you'll get the whole Swiggy experience in this one.

00:00 - Clip

00:39 - Preshow

01:37 - Meet Swiggy

06:33 - Doing Kill Tony on 2 tabs of acid

12:16 - Swiggy's love life 

14:16 - Kill Tony cont. 15:21 - Day in the life of Swiggy 

18:45 - Reacting to the Chappelle attack 

22:03 - Swiggy's a misunderstood creature 

24:35 - The infamous 48yr old 

27:24 - Crazy drug stories 

33:16 - Swiggy's first time doing standup 

34:21 -Swiggy was a BIG prankster (TikTok) 

38:01 - Swiggy's Plugs 

39:22 - Swiggy drops some BARS

Follow Swiggy:

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/jimswiggy@jimswiggy

Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/jim.lopez.771282Jim Lopez (Swiggy) 

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Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thejimmyclifford

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Credits:  Freestyle Beat - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruFHiO3EZSI

"Flow Hyped" by darkside

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfqumDUMgD29jjTc65rTu8A

Swiggy's Kill Tony, 1:30:15 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8Qw-1aa1WM&t=2s

Dave Chappelle attacked on stage - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGae78sWVSw

Drinking on the podcast was a MISTAKE.  Everyone's just yelling nonsense over each other, we got through NONE of our topics, and watched the same TikTok for 12 minutes straight! This episode was utter chaos. I'd suggest sparkin up or drinking along because the whole thing will make a lot more sense if you do.  Oh yeah and this guy Justin Essenmacher was on. Very hostile.  Go check him out I guess.

00:00 - Clip 

00:41 - Meet Justin 

02:58 - The many trials of Johnny Depp 

04:52 - Elon Mollusk has no game 

09:02 - Greg breaks down The Trial (if Jimmy ever lets him talk) 

18:44 - Justin got Will Smithed (probably deserved it) 

23:15 - Justin and crowds do not get along 

25:23 - But it's probably the crowds fault 

28:29 - No it's definitely Justin 

30:24 - 4 drunk idiots try to get through 1 TikTok for 12 minutes straight (TikTok) 

42:43 - "Yo I didn't know Jews had fun" -Justin Essenmacher (TikTok) 

44:04 - Justin responds to the haters (loses) 

49:57 - Shout out Gaby! 

51:51 - Outro

Follow Justin:

TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@justinsgotjokes

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/

YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCNbOj2B8G9Xy-CdicaNBnpg

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Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thejimmyclifford/

Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thejimmyclifford

Follow Greg: 

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TJCS goes to Hyena's Comedy Club in Fort Worth, Texas.  We also get into Jimmy's Florida shenanigans, woke children's picture books, and the cinematic masterpiece that is "Tip Toes".

00:00 - Hyena's vlog 

07:23 - TJCS in Fort Worth 

13:09 - Greg got a job at a restaurant 

14:27 - and immediately spilled water on a kid 

16:01 - Jimmy's brother got finger popped (by a doctor) 

20:20 - Florida: Fun and Slightly Racist 

21:21 - Don't Google "Woke Childrens Books" 

30:37 - Everyone's Favorite Gameshow 

31:22 - Greg's racist Latin homework 

34:16 - Tip Toes is Matthew McConaughey's best work 

41:15 - Outro

Follow Jimmy:

TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@jimmycliffordshow

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thejimmyclifford/

Twitch - https://www.twitch.tv/thejimmyclifford

Follow Greg: 

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Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/greg_dipaul/