It's the show's five year anniversary! Jane and Lauren reflect a little on the show then talk about Matt Strahm's unorthodox investment, fucked up Little League World Series stuff, the latest fake Shohei Ohtani controversy, the Dodgers not paying their tour guides and also sucking shit at baseball, and the devastating news that the Pohlads will not actually be selling the Minnesota Twins. We also answer a mailbag question about that weird anime girl horse racing game.

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