AKA - Custard, Custard, Custard.

Join Jon Richardson & Kerry Godliman for a unique take on Saturday mornings!

This week, in the aftermath of Oasis' reunion, Jon & Kerry chat about the Gallagher brothers holding hands, discuss Kerry's recent Glastonbury experience and hear even more of what you say after breaking wind.

Kerry also lashes out in this weeks 'Love You, But' - and Jon brings down some canoe & plant pot based smugness.

The news that wasn't in the news featured custard & etiquette, while some new Rules For Holiday were established - and Jon revealed what he was up to while Oasis played Earls Court in 1997.

Have you got something to share with Jon? Get in touch any time. His email is [email protected].

AKA - You've been tango'd by Kermit.

Join Jon Richardson & Angela Barnes for a 'unique' take on Saturday mornings...

This week, Jon teases Angela about an unfortunate travel based mistake, gives a dog a shoutout and asks for the things you say after 'breaking wind'.

He attempts to bring down a smug pub-based smugness and the Literal Police return to lock up a reality TV star, and deal with their first ever enquiry.

Got something to share with Jon? Get in touch anytime. His email is [email protected]!

AKA - MOOO-VE CLOSER!

Join Jon Richardson & Angela Barnes for a 'unique' take on Saturday mornings...

This week, Jon reveals why he felt compelled to call the police while driving home in the week, we get an update from our feud with etiquette expert William Hanson - and Jon took down a drawing based smugness, despite an incredibly kind offer...

The Literal Police also returned with news of a repeat offender - and Jon's bias was tested with another offence.

Got something to share with Jon? You can get in touch anytime. His email is [email protected]

AKA - Absolutely Horrific

Join Jon Richardson & Angela Barnes for a unique take on Saturday mornings...

This week, our 'Rules for' series continues, as Jon & Angela ask for your rules for attending festivals, with varying degrees of success, discussed all the news that wasn't in the news that should have been in the news, and took down some housing based smugness.

The Literal Police also returned to hear two cases - including two very good friends of Jon & Angela's - and Jon celebrated Absolute Radio's Britpop Summer by revisiting what HE was doing in the 90s and it's VERY interesting...

Got something you'd like to share with Jon? You can get in touch anytime. His email is [email protected].

Join Jon Richardson & Kerry Godliman for a unique take on Saturday mornings...

This week, Jon was corrected for his use of language once again, Kerry revealed her love for animals on trains and a 60-year-old woman was told to stop pranking her friends.

Jon also tried to bring down an extremely valid smugness from someone very talented - and Literal Police returned with news of the very first repeat offender - but with a twist...

If you've got something you'd like to share with Jon, you can get in touch anytime. His email is [email protected]!

AKA - Angie Cans

Join Jon Richardson & Angela Barnes for a very unique take on Saturday mornings...

This week, Jon & Angela discuss what rules should be implemented on public transport - after tales of raccoons & ferrets - we give one and ONLY one dedication related to a crime drama, and Jon takes down some romance based smugness...

The Literal Police also returns with some very impressive reports, and Angela and Jon discuss waxwork sausage rolls & cryptic crosswords...

If you've got something you'd like to share with Jon, you can get in touch anytime. His email is [email protected]!

AKA - Get Your Belly Out In The Sunshine

Join Jon Richardson & Kerry Godliman for a very unique take on Saturday mornings...

This week, Kerry reveals her disdain for certain animals and their behaviour, the limited drama series 'Cheddar George' returns with tales inspired by random notes in listeners phones, and Jon attempts to bring down some mathematical and skittle based smugness.

The Literal Police also return with an offence from prime-time telly - and Jon catches Kerry up on some of the biggest names to have been put in Literal Jail since she was last here.

If you've got something you'd like to share with Jon, you can get in touch anytime. His email is [email protected]!

AKA - Literal Slaphead!

Join Jon Richardson & Angela Barnes for a very unique take on Saturday mornings...

This week, Angela shares some of her strangest notes in her phone - while Jon makes some discoveries. Hair loss & shampoo fell into focus - and the show may well have received it's greatest 'love you, but...' to date.

It was busy for the Literal Police too, with two cases, one of which involved Rock n Roll Football's Matt Forde.

If you've got something you'd like to share with Jon, you can get in touch anytime. His email is [email protected]!

AKA - Plosive Dum Dum

Join Jon Richardson & Angela Barns for a very unique take on Saturday mornings...

This week, Jon gets a blast from his radio past, both BBQs and Hot Tubs fall into focus and Angela revealed all about an exciting new purchase she made.

It was also a busy week for the Literal Police with a husband & wife dilemma from a literal policeman AND Absolute Radio's very own Dave Berry being prosecuted.

If you've got something you'd like to share with Jon, you can do anytime you like. His email is [email protected]!

AKA - Not Knocked Up!

Join Jon Richardson & Angela Barnes for a very unique take on Saturday Mornings.

This weeks show delved into things you'd like to see brought back from the decade you grew up, a DeLorean based update for Angela, a very different Saturday Smugness & news about robots and mountains.

The Literal Police also return with two big cases as Jon looks to crack down on those who use the word incorrectly.

If you've got something you'd like to share with Jon, you can get in touch any time you like, his email is [email protected]!