The Jupiter Boys

The Jupiter Boys

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The Jupiter Boys episodes

  • 159: The Doctor Who One (Cunning Companions | Time Bang/Beer Bust)
    This one's the Doctor Who one. First, Quinn talks about companions. Then, Jim talks about time banging and also how he got too drunk this one time. Listen to this. It is your destiny.
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    Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop
    Theme Music - Christo Graham
    Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.comEmail us at [email protected]'s Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark
    Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 
    That'd be rad as fuck.
    THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: The whispering moonlight skips along the breaded path.
    24 min
  • 158: The Puinness Book of World Records | Work Titty Station
    Hey everybody, how's your mothers? 
    On this episode, it's another one where the title doesn't really match the subject. First, Quinn, inspired by a documentary about the Fyre Festival, wants to talk about the ideal music festival.
    Then, Jim wants to talk about how he's working from home now and the boys brainstorm some ways to deal with this new reality.
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    Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop
    Theme Music - Christo Graham
    Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.comEmail us at [email protected]'s Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark
    Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 
    That'd be rad as fuck.
    THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: That place you put your boogers will be discovered one day. Beware.
    24 min
  • 157: Hot Slice of Boys - 2 Bad 2 Furious | Clubbed to Death
    Well childrens, the Jupiter Boys are back again to turn those little frowns upside down. By surgery, if necessary. 
    Also, the Hot Slice of Boys tour bus is rolling again, and the boys are busy in the studio working on their second, really shitty album. Listen in, won't you?
    Then, Jim wants to talk about the beauty of a clubhouse and the superiority that comes from exclusivity. But really, he just wants to talk about clubhouses, especially that weird one from Stephen King's It, that's really just a hole in the ground. And also why the fuck there's a 7-person gangbang amongst 11-year-olds that just doesn't make any fucking sense and is deeply disturbing. He could have thrown like 100,000 different ideas in there that didn't involve underage boys running a train on an underage girl. 
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    Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop
    Theme Music - Christo Graham
    Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.comEmail us at [email protected]'s Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark
    Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 
    That'd be rad as fuck.
    24 min
  • 156: Badass Women of History | SuperSpa 2: The Spa Who Shagged Me
    Welcome back Jupiturds. Sorry about the absence last week; my computer blew up. On this episode, Quinn wants to talk about some badass women by plagiarizing a web article about them. Then, Jim wants to talk about the ultimate way to escape your stress and max your relax. 
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    Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop
    Theme Music - Christo Graham
    Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.comEmail us at [email protected]'s Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark
    Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 
    That'd be rad as fuck.
    25 min
  • 155: Robot Rampage | Eco-Graffiti
    Hey y'all, in this week's episode, Jim wants to talk about the scariest movie robots, and then he wants to come up with his own. 
    Then, Quinn talks about the finer points of graffiti-ing in an Earth-conscious way. 
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    Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop
    Theme Music - Christo Graham
    Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.comEmail us at [email protected]'s Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark
    Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 
    That'd be rad as fuck.
    25 min
  • 154: The Dark Side of 'Fineteen | GO WATCH IT! Subplot Edition
    Welcome, the episode is about making yourself hot by making those around you uglier by contrast. Also, Quinn rambles for a bit about subplots in shows and basically just spoils a bunch of 'em. You're welcome. 
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    Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop
    Theme Music - Christo Graham
    Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.comEmail us at [email protected]'s Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark
    Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 
    That'd be rad as fuck.
    24 min
  • 153: Our Faves of 2018 | Twenty-Fineteen: Get Fine, Dream Boy
    Hey Jupiturds. Welcome to the New Years special, such as it is. It's a Jim-heavy episode because he basically did Quinn's topic for him. It was a Tom Sawyer situation. 
    First, Quinn (or really, Jim) wants to talk about the boys' favourite Movies, TV, Books, and Songs of 2018. Then, Jim wants to head into 2019 with a new mission; preferably one that rhymes.
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    Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop
    Theme Music - Christo Graham
    Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.comEmail us at [email protected]'s Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark
    Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 
    That'd be rad as fuck.
    27 min
  • BONUS: Dave Franco's Dream Boys | 001: 7th Heaven - Highway to Cell
    Hey everybody! We hope your KirstenDunstmas was as beautiful as the lady herself. 
    As a second special gift to you, please enjoy the first episode of our brand new podcast, Dave Franco's Dream Boys. Go subscribe now!
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    Welcome, Dream Boys young and old; male, female and other. Welcome to Dave Franco's Dream Boys, the internet's premiere Dave Franco fancast.
    On this very first episode, we review Dave Franco's first credited role according to iMDB: Benjamin Bainsworth in Season 10, Episode 17 of 7th Heaven: Highway to Cell.
    The episode revolves around the Camden's all getting their own cell phones, which was apparently a novelty when the show aired in 2006.  Now that she's fully connected to the outside world, Ruthie Camden is able to receive an impromptu phone call from the mysterious Benjamin.
    Screen Shots:1, 2, 3, 4, 5
    Contact us: [email protected]: davefrancodreamboys.comTwitter: @dfdbpodFacebook: Dave Franco's Dream BoysMerch Store: davefrancosdreamboys.com/store
    We're a proud member of WHADOLFISHARK Media, and if your podcast is awesome, you can be too.
    44 min
  • 152: The Twelve Bangs of KirstenDunstmas | Unshelf that Elf
    On this episode, Jim wants to get naughty (WHAT A FUCKING SURPRISE) and talk about some kinky Christmas traditions. Then, Quinn wants to talk about the plight of the elves and freeing them from their oppressive yuletide overlord.
    Promo: The iMDB Journey Podcast
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    Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deh apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop
    Theme Music - Christo Graham
    Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.comEmail us at [email protected]'s Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark
    Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 
    That'd be rad as fuck.
    30 min

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