The Jupiter Boys

First, we talk about how lawns are dumb and we need to get rid of them. Then, Quinn wants to pitch fictional characters to fight each other like animals. 

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.comAnother GREAT podcast on our network: https://t.co/h9Aag7QUKm Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: If you ever hear a seagull laughing, just run towards the nearest Dairy Queen.

First, we discover that Quinn and Jim have never tried Taco Bell, so we're going to start a GoFundMe to try to fund our first voyage.  

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Then, we try to bubble-wrap Quinn's life because he's a clumsy oaf who breaks everything. 

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.comAnother GREAT podcast on our network: https://t.co/h9Aag7QUKm Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Eat tacos like no one's watching.

First, Jim wants to talk about bundling subscription services so you never really know whether you're going to be fed, clothed, or entertained at any given moment. Then, Quinn wants to talk about rebranding some monsters and making life just a little easier for the horribly monstrous.

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.comAnother GREAT podcast on our network: https://t.co/h9Aag7QUKm Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: When you want to sing, just remember your father.

On this episode, Quinn is looking for a way to escape the stickiness in the summer while doing the nasty. Then, Jim wants to talk about how the boys are going to capitalize on their newfound celebrity and make that monnnney. It accidentally turns into Quinn becoming a porn director. 

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.comAnother GREAT podcast on our network: https://t.co/h9Aag7QUKm Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Make hay before you make porn.

This turned out so much better than we could have hoped thanks to Mike's excellent editing work. 

This episode is a wrestling-themed free-for-all starring Mike Fallek from Hackthought Podcast and BRob from the Random Ramblings with Rob podcast.  Quinn and I had so much fun, please enjoy!

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.comAnother GREAT podcast on our network: https://t.co/h9Aag7QUKm Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

On this episode, which is as stupid - not more or less stupid - than episodes before it, Jim wants to talk about how to make the best of a short vacation. Then, Quinn wants to just spit his fever dream nonsense into a topic that Jim has to sort out. 

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.comAnother GREAT podcast on our network: https://t.co/h9Aag7QUKm Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: When you whistle, it's souls escaping through your teeth.

Hellooooo Chilllllldren. 

Today we go into Quinn's wanting to return to childhood, specifically some things he used to be into as a kid. Like skateboarding, and masturbating to the Sears Catalogue. Then, Jim wants to talk about some names that have gotten bum raps. What if Lazy Susan was the hardest working Susan of them all?

 

If you're listening to this when it comes out, Quinn's having a party at his new digs! Come on out. The address is:

** ******* Ave

****** *****, *******

(Censored for our protection, and yours.)

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.comAnother GREAT podcast on our network: https://t.co/h9Aag7QUKm Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: It be sometimes that way when it don't.

Welcome back to this show that we do for some reason.  First, Jim wants to talk about reinventing video games and doing something the world has never seen.  Unsurprisingly, it involves boobies.  Then, Quinn wants to talk about designing the perfect candle. The ÜberCandlë, if you will.

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.comAnother GREAT podcast on our network: https://t.co/h9Aag7QUKm Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Sometimes poop is warm, and sometimes it's cold. Mostly, it's just poop.

Hey y'all. First, Jim wants to talk about extra uses for the thousands of sex toys in his house. Then, Quinn wants to talk about innovating with cannabis and getting as many people as possible as high as possible. 

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.comAnother GREAT podcast on our network: https://t.co/h9Aag7QUKm Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Friends are like pizza that you haven't licked yet.

First, Jim wants to talk about the drawbacks of living in a fantasy world. Then Quinn wants to get all decoratey with some home decor tips. 

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.comAnother GREAT podcast on our network: https://t.co/h9Aag7QUKm Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Lemons are nature's enemas.