The Jupiter Boys

The Jupiter Boys

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The Jupiter Boys episodes

  • 196: BumbleCast - Peanut Butter NomNom Edition | Sexiest Dessert
    Quinn wants to talk about a world where Bumblebee can only communicate with podcasts... or something? In another language. It's bad. Then, Jim wants to talk about the sexiest desserts. It's equally bad. It's bad! You're welcome. 
    ***
    Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 
    Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell
    Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 
    Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop
    Theme Music - Christo Graham
    Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark
    Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 
    That'd be rad as fuck.
    THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: If you eat the ice cream first, your tummy will be sore, but your mouth will thank you with drool.
    24 min
  • 195: Sad Bad Horny | Resolution Revolution
    It's 2020 and we have a new year motto. 
    2020: See it all, smell it all. 
    First, Quinn wants to talk about which holiday is the horniest. 
    Then, Jim wants to talk about the best way to impress with your resolutions, while doing and changing as little as possible.
    ***
    Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 
    Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell
    Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 
    Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop
    Theme Music - Christo Graham
    Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark
    Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 
    That'd be rad as fuck.
    THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Resolve to resolve your resolution. 4K at least, bitch.
    26 min
  • 194: Memorabilia Misdemeanours | Quinn's Questions About Holiday Movies
    First, Jim wants to talk about making a quick buck by forging memorabilia. Then, Quinn wants to talk about the best holiday flicks. 
    ***
    Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 
    Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell
    Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 
    Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop
    Theme Music - Christo Graham
    Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark
    Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 
    That'd be rad as fuck.
    THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: The holidays are a good time for a handjob.
    25 min
  • 193: Christmas Crisis Management | Unfounded Sense of Accomplishment
    First, Jim wants to talk about how the boys are going to handle the hectic holiday stress this season. Then, Quinn wants to talk about feeling accomplished and other ways he can feel that way... without actually doing anything.
    ***
    Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 
    Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell
    Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 
    Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop
    Theme Music - Christo Graham
    Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark
    Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 
    That'd be rad as fuck.
    THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Every time you clap your hands, an angel shits itself.
    25 min
  • 192: Whatcha Watchin? | Quinn's Video Game Platform
    Welcome back to Jupiter. Pull up a fungus.
    First, Jim wants to talk about what you're watchin'
    Then, Quinn wants to talk about the video games he's playin' 
    ***
    Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 
    Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell
    Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 
    Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop
    Theme Music - Christo Graham
    Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark
    Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 
    That'd be rad as fuck.
    THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Nipples are nature's antennae.
    25 min
  • 191: Spaghettiquette | Trump vs. Busey
    Welcome to another poopy episode. First, Quinn wants to talk about new ways of doing social nicety. Then Jim wants to hand pick the ultimate opponent for Trump in the upcoming shitstorm of 2020.
    ***
    Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 
    Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell
    Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 
    Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop
    Theme Music - Christo Graham
    Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark
    Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 
    That'd be rad as fuck.
    THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Don't look down. Or up. Or anywhere. Poke out your eyes.
    27 min
  • 190: Tattoo Tech | Two Birds Stoned At Once
    First, Quinn wants to talk about the future of tattooing technology, then Jim wants to talk about doubling something up to get even more efficiency out of it. And for some reason he focuses, as usual, on the butt. 
    ***
    Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 
    Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell
    Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 
    Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop
    Theme Music - Christo Graham
    Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark
    Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 
    That'd be rad as fuck.
    THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Eventually it'll stop bleeding if you just don't look at it.
    25 min
  • 189: Cleric Collaboration (D&D Dilemma) | Quinn's Questions About Movies Vol. 9!
    Hey folks. Welcome back to another stupendous episode. First, Jim wants to collaborate with Quinn on the creation of his character in DnD. Then, Quinn wants to ask some more questions about movies.  Who will be the best new Wolverine for Marvel? Who would direct a movie about us? Is Robert Pattinson really the right choice to play ol' Jim?
    PS. Quinn was totally wrong about the pronunciation of Ventimiglia. 
    ***
    Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 
    Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell
    Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 
    Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop
    Theme Music - Christo Graham
    Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark
    Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 
    That'd be rad as fuck.
    THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Farts are just your body's unwanted gas children.
    27 min
  • 188: FunkBuster 6000 | Rapid Rather Round 9
    Hey kids! First, Quinn wants to talk about breaking up a bad mood. Then, Jim wants to launch into some more rapid would-you-rathers!
     
    ***
    Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 
    Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell
    Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 
    Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop
    Theme Music - Christo Graham
    Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark
    Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 
    That'd be rad as fuck.
    THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself.
    26 min
  • 187: Repurposed Poopy | The Quick "Fuck It" Fraud Fix
    First, Quinn wants to find a better use for poop. Then, Jim wants to commit massive fraud and dupe some rubes. 
     
    The audio is screwed up in this one because Quinn accidentally recorded with his computer instead of his microphone. 
    ***
    Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 
    Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell
    Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 
    Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop
    Theme Music - Christo Graham
    Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark
    Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 
    That'd be rad as fuck.
    THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Thirst is just the opposite of dead.
    27 min

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Asking stupid questions so you don't have to. New episodes every Saturday.