The Jupiter Boys

First, Quinn wants to talk about how the movie industry is going to change after the pandemic. Then, Jim discusses the future of amusement parks. To absolutely nobody's surprise, Jim believes that means adding sex. 

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: If you move slow enough, you can rob a person blind.

First, Jim wants to talk about how he's in full dad mode now. Then, Quinn wants to talk about the next exciting chapter of his obscure media landscape. 

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: If you have to push that hard, you're probably in childbirth.

Hey everyone, first Quinn wants to talk about washing his hands. Yeah. Then, Jim wants to talk about his new Reality TV obsession and some dirty ASSMR. 

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Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Don't ever trust a talking walnut.

Hey all, first Jim wants to talk about capitalizing on Corona (he's joking, obviously, and we hope y'all are doing okay). Then, Quinn wants to talk about things he's just late to. 

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Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: "Shlick shlick shlick," said the animate bag of mucus.

Hey Jupiturds, welcome back!

First, Jim wants to talk about cutting a specific celebrity out of history. Then, Quinn wants to talk about how L Ron Hubbard is a gigantic douchey liar. 

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Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: When you gotta go, leave a note in your own boogers.

First, Quinn wants to talk about ways his life can be improved by someone pre-portioning ingredients and giving him step by step instructions for everything.  Then, Jim wants to talk about different management styles. It's basically just about The Office. 

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Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Whittle yourself into a stick.

Hey y'all! Welcome to 200. First, Quinn wants to talk about movies. Or ask about them. I guess. 

Then, the boys eat hot noodles. 

Then, Jim has an extremely inappropriate conversation while staring deep into his brother's human eyes (or faceballs). 

 

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Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: The vampire stalks at high noon through the cabbage.

First, Quinn wants to talk about upping his fashion game. Then, Jim wants to talk about how art is bullshit (it's not, he's joking, relax).

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Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Sometimes you're the bird, sometimes you're the gravel.

First, Jim wants to talk about what film genre you'd want to live the rest of your life in. His answer won't surprise you. 

Then, Quinn wants to talk about making the process of moving a helluva lot easier. 

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Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Sometimes things grow back, but you probably shouldn't cut it off in the first place.

Hey Jupiturds!

First, Jim wants to talk about how we can make downloading files better. Then, Quinn wants to talk about the best way of inhaling the cannabissssssssness. 

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Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: If at first you don't succeed, get naked and try again.