The Jupiter Boys

Howdy Spoopsters. It's our annual Halloween special and we did this one FUCKING LIVE. We plan to do some more live eps in the future because it was super fun.  We recorded this one in the dark and you should listen to it that way as well.

In this episode, Jim wants to talk to Quinn and try to scare the absolute shit out of each other.  Then, Quinn wants to drag you into his History tomb to talk (badly and in an uninformed way) about the history Trick-or-Treating and Jack-O-Lanterns. Join us, IF YOU DARE!

 

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Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Going Live is a lot like eating shit.

Hey y'all. On this episode, Quinn wants to invent new horror monsters and Jim wants to talk about having animal parts fused into your body. Standard Jupiter Boys nonsense. 

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Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Ain't no party like a one-man party 'cause a one-man party is depression.

Welcome to spoop month, folks. First, Quinn wants to jump right into the spoopiness by modernizing some movie monsters. We've probably done that before, but who cares at this point? Then, Jim wants to talk about the newest innovations in 'bate technology. 

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Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: When you go it alone, sometimes you have to scream into the void until the echo bounces back.

Hey Jupiturds!

Sorry we didn't do an episode last week. I was literally just feeling lazy.

In this episode, we talk about how the boys are both real bad at being social. Then, Jim walks about eradicating addictions and going to untested kinky depths. 

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Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: The rear entrance is a lot darker, but you get snacks.

First, Quinn wants to bring up some reaaaal irrational fears, but the boys find that they're not that irrational at all. Then, Jim is going to do some more Rapid Rathers!

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Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Win by staying in.

First, Jim wants to create some new pets, then Quinn's back on that movie trip. 

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Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Go fish in your eye.

Jim is still on his honeymoon, so it's another episode from the archive. If everything goes as planned, there will be a new episode next week!

Hey y'all Jupiturds! This one is actually posting on time, hooray!

First, Jim just wants the brothers to pepper each other with embarrassing questions. For science.

Then Quinn wants to talk about Pokémon and we find out that the Poké world is real... and in North Korea. 

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Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

Jim's getting married this week, so it's one from the archives: 

Hey, you beautiful gifts of the penis. First, Jim wants to talk about what kind of curated and specialty services you'd pay for with infinite money.  Then Quinn wants to talk about the best last words.

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Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

First, Quinn has more questions about movies. Then Jim is going to help out his homegirl Lana Wachowski writing the 4th Matrix film. The boys show up in fine form. 

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Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Whispers are just the devil's farts.

On this episode, Jim wants to rename things that are badly named, then Quinn wants to bring back some quinn-tessential throwback fashion. 

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Don't forget: we still need your support to get to Taco Bell. 

Here's the link to our GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/weve-never-been-to-taco-bell

Here are our donation goals:$30.00 - We go to Taco Bell$100.00 - We go to Taco Bell and we live stream an episode from Taco Bell while trying Taco Bell$250.00 - We do all the above and wear suits and ties while eating Taco Bell. $500.00 - We do all the above and draw a random funder to come to Taco Bell with us. $1,000.00 - We will do all the above and rent a limo to attend the Taco Bell. $5,000.00 - We do all the above and rent out a Taco Bell for a party for our funders. $7,500.00 - We do all the above and hire a documentarian to film the entire experience of our first Taco Bell experience.$10,000.00 - We will do the above and rent a billboard about the experience. $25,000.00 - We will do the above and see if we can get Werner Herzog to narrate the documentary. 

Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark