The Jupiter Boys

Welcome back to another episode of your most, least, worst, favourite podcast. 

Quinn wants to do a bunch of rapid rathers. Then Jim wants to talk about giving up certain sensory stimuli for other sensory stimuli. It's STIMULATING BITCHES.

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.comAnother GREAT podcast on our network: https://t.co/h9Aag7QUKm Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Sometimes, life gives you a gentle kiss on the bottom. Pucker back.

First, Quinn wants to talk about whether Dogs or Cats are truly superior. And since he's been a lifelong dog owner/lover, it's a shit show right off the bat. Then, Jim wants to talk about the strange appeal of motorsports. 

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.comAnother GREAT podcast on our network: https://t.co/h9Aag7QUKm Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: A new, squirming pimple is just going to distract from your redness.

Welcome back to another edition of the universe's least influential show: The Jupiter Boys.

First, Quinn wants to destroy some old school traditional etiquette. It doesn't go super well.  

Then, Jim wants to force Quinn to listen to some ASMR, featuring:

ASMR Glow - ASMR Intense Ear Relaxation 2 (Layered sounds, Scalp massage, wet mouth sounds, mic scratching)

Karuna Satori - ASMR UNINTELLIGIBLE | Magic Makeup Role Play

FrivolousFox ASMR - ASMR | 2LB LOLLIPOP LICKING

Ephemeral Rift - A Meal with a Friend (ASMR)

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.comAnother GREAT podcast on our network: https://t.co/h9Aag7QUKm Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: The magic hides behind the rosebush.

In this one, Jim wants to talk about shooting your shot with someone in the service industry (and how those servers can defend those shots). Then, Quinn wants to talk about how wearable tech is being squandered. 

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.comEmail us at [email protected]'s Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: You'll be dead someday, so get quilting.

Welcome back. This one's a hell of an episode.

First, Jim wants to give handjobs their due and take blowjobs down a notch. Then, Quinn has sourced some Salt and Vinegar Crickets, so guess what! The boys are eating bugs again.

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.comEmail us at [email protected]'s Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Sing until your toes itch.

Oh boy we're excited that Mike Fallek from the Hackthought podcast is still with us. It's an unprecedented double appearance and boy howdy we had fun. 

First, Quinn wants to talk about pulling a Freaky Friday on members of disparate social classes and moral standings. Then, Jim wants to pretentiously ask Mike about ART.

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.comEmail us at [email protected]'s Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: May your love soar on the wings of farts.

One of our favourite people is back to expand our minds with some rapid rather. Settle in for a bumpy ride, folks. 

Mike Fallek is half of the Hackthought Podcast and you should check them out ASAP.

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.comEmail us at [email protected]'s Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Why is there no dog-flavoured yogurt?

Howdy Jupiturds, and welcome to the Internet's shittiest podcast.

First, Quinn wants to talk about the intense anxiety he feels when he travels and wonders if there's anything that can be done to abate it. Then, Jim wants to talk about taking advertising and making it absolutely awful for everyone.

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.comEmail us at [email protected]'s Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: When you gotta go, talk to a lawyer or at least a bird expert.

Hey folks, welcome and mind the gap.

On this week's episode, Jim wants to sexy up the classic game show Jeopardy, and Quinn wants to spit some mad haiku. Get yourself ready for this one. It's gonna be a bumpy ride.

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.comEmail us at [email protected]'s Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Wings of snot are sticky and not fun.

There's double alliteration!! 

That's how you know this one is going to be a piece of shit.

First, Jim wants to talk about how haircuts are weird and uncomfortable and we should make them better.  Then, Quinn wants to talk about the history of movie soundtracks and then he wants to rate em. AS YOU DO. 

We buried the lede because we also extend a very important invitation to Derf and Deets. 

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: http://davefrancosdreamboys.comEmail us at [email protected]'s Twitter: http://twitter.com/thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: http://twitter.com/quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: http://twitter.com/whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: When one finger wiggles, the whole face cries.