The Jupiter Boys

Holy shit. We aren't dead.

In this episode, that we recorded an ungodly long time ago, Jim wants to talk about how now is the time to get into crime. Then Quinn wants to talk about how the boss makes a dollar and he makes a dime. That's why he shits on company time.

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

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That'd be rad as fuck.

 

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Carrots.

First, Quinn wants to talk about how history can be changed with the flap of a butterfly's wings. Or just someone pooping their pants. Then, Jim wants to talk about gamifying his life... and it comes back to pooping. Why do you even listen to this?! 

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

 

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Girth is directly proportionate to pupation.

Quinn and I decided to finally make another episode. And FUCK IT WE DID IT LIVE.

First, Jim wants to talk about dance battles and then Quinn wants to talk about silly hockey history. 

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

 

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Hamilton also makes a great name for a smelly pig.

Hey pumpkins. First, Jim wants to talk about how you know when it's time to throw in the towel. Then, Quinn wants to ask some hastily thrown together questions about movies. 

 

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

 

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Winner winner, spaghetti's thinner.  Happy bikini eating!

First, Quinn wants to talk/gush about The Last Of Us Part 2 and basically just hate on the haters. Then, Jim wants to talk about something and some other thing. With upgrades? I dunno, I'm high. 

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: If you ever get the pop-up window when you're brushing your teeth, scream as loud and as long as you can. That should reset the pringus.

First, Jim wants to talk about how the boys just absolutely and completely fucked the poodle on their mission to be better podcasters. Somehow, I'm not surprised. He wants to know how the boys could fix this 

Then, Quinn wants to talk about things that he can do while listening to audiobooks. He really just wants to talk about Game of Thrones. Again. 

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Bricks and Brones will flurp your thrones.

First, Quinn wants to fix the way HBO royally Schruted the last few seasons of Game of Thrones. Then, Jim wants to talk about the boys' accountability and how they can be better, more thorough podcasters. 

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: When the eyes are round, the butt is slippery.

First, Jim wants to talk about chasing absolute power. Then, Quinn wants to run an old bit. 

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as pillow.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Your secret message is under your pillow. Is it a coin? Is it a thumb? You'll see!

First, Quinn wants to just check in with his brother in these quarantimes. Then, Jim wants to talk about the sad state of affairs that is the Jupiter Boys' download history. It's grim. Please tell your friends. 

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: Leaves are a tree's lungs. That's not even a secret message, it's just true.

First, Jim wants to find silver linings to the pandemic. Then, Quinn shows off his sketchy skateboard history. 

 

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Get all your Jupiter Boys merchandise, including Double the Damon, Dave Franco's Dream Boys, and Yeh Deg apparel, at http://thejupiterboys.com/shop

Theme Music - Christo Graham

Our BRAND new website: http://thejupiterboys.com Our BRAND new podcast: Dave Franco's Dream BoysAnother GREAT podcast on our network: Derf and Deets Email us at [email protected]'s Twitter: @thejupiterboysQuinn's Twitter: @quinnjupiter Whadolfishark: @whadolfishark

Please consider giving us a rating and/or review wherever you listen to podcasts. 

That'd be rad as fuck.

THIS WEEK'S SECRET MESSAGE: A skateboard is just the soul of a turtle with wheels.