Prince Harry is adorbs, Woody Allen is super gross. Brennon might confront a 5-year-old. Abbey knows some music, but also learns some. Whitney and Beyoncé crush Dolly and Reba. Brennon needs to perfect the social distance selfie for when he runs into Dax and Marc Maron in the Hollywood Hills and it’s all coo coo.

Back to basics over here with weekly media updates and game night Poynor style... we’ve got love triangles and bean blasters and music sound bites... It’s a good time.

Abbey gets out of the house! And engages with people! And thinks Robert Downey Jr is a “Loser Nerd”. Brennon stages a clickbait takeover and is ready to brawl over the validity of HIS list. We have TWO new segments, one of which requires you to listen to Brennon eat chips for 5 minutes, but the other gets us woke on some new tunes.

Abbey discovers Survivor & her new celebrity crush, Rob Mariano. Brennon talks to celebs & we play an epic game of F***, Marry or Kill – but you have to power through (or fast forward through) A LOT of Survivor talk to get there. Sorry, not sorry.

Abbey sobs, slurs, looks tired AF & needs Botox. Brennon re-discovers Survivor slays some movie trivia and loves Abbey’s tired eyes and giant face. We both butcher TLC’s Scrubs in a way only Sunday Funday Poynors could do.

Abbey issues a warning on a bad podcast episode (Sean Hayes sucks), cares more about Tiger’s sexy scandal than his golf, and just can’t be Kyle Chandler’s daughter on Friday Night Lights. Brennon reminds us that we have a new president, maintains his extra level of knowledge and opinions on nostalgic high-school movies, and thinks he is Brandon Walsh.

We confirm that Happy Meals make kids happy, we think Hop water could you millions, we find out more about the world’s greatest golfer (Tiger, obvi), we consider doing “Leo February” and Ivy is making neighbor goals happen one shitty craft project at a time.

We celebrate our favorite Capricorn man with WISE WISE words from Linda Goodman (IYKYK), we learn how to spell, we dish a little on K-pop’s coolest ladies, we ditch serenity for happiness and we finally try circus peanuts and it’s v exciting!

Buckle up, because 2021 Abbey is KIND and we’re here for it. But she also hates volunteering and is still up to all her misbehavior, so we’re fine. Brennon stages a mutiny on a very heated clickbait round, and can still not say “Loyola”. We introduce a fun new segment that is very healthy and inspiring and we’re all gonna win. We also let the kids watch a lot of weird YouTube and adult sitcoms, so we’re still super cute.

After re-hashing a fantastic Christmas, Abbey brings it back to basics with some weirdsy celeb couples, Brennon goes deep on 2020 takeaways and 2021 goals and we learn new words like serenity and SWASS.