Abbey is snarky, Dax Shepard is amazing, Cola Slurpees, Banana Laffy Taffys, and Cooler Ranch Doritos are all mildly controversial. Plus, the Poynors learn how to make ice the old fashioned way. Happy 5th Birthday Link & Ivy!!!

Lots of learning to be had here… Turns out Odell Beckham Jr. is not Leslie Odom Jr., Crossfaded is kind of a word,  Queen Latifah and Steve Martin starred in a Romantic Comedy together, celeb crushes are always good conversation material, Brennon has some terrible parenting problem-solving ideas, but also can nail a sexy serenade. And who knew, Boys II Men was the mystery group behind the MASSIVE HIT SONG “I’ll Make Love To You.”

Keeping it to what we know- messing with some 90's shit & adjacent ... TGIF, Zach Morris, Clueless, Bill Gates, Dax Shepard, Diet Coke, the P-Word, Picky Eaters, Fitness Hi-Jacks & of course, a Lullaby.

It’s us Abbey and Brennon! Welcome to the Intro to, The Kids Are Asleep! Get a sneak peek of our basic ass conversations & why we are starting a podcast. We talk kids & if Lin Manuel Miranda is actually as attractive as the real Alexander Hamilton. Sweet Dreams 🎶