Today we celebrate Pi Day, learn about meat thievery, find out which state is the most financially responsible and learn that marriage makes the gents fat as Hell!

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Southwest is charging you for bags, we have a new Capri Sun, younger peeps are feeling the burn, LA is down, Irvine is up and Tuberculosis is back!!

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Stocks are down, Panda Express is up, 2013 is so back, lack of libido is a killer and don't even think about your loneliness!

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Things are bad but they could be getting much, much worse, we bargain with kids for a week and a half, the hotter you are the fatter your wallet gets and Subway is losing their minds!

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Measles had a huge weekend, DIGG is mounting a comeback, using Instagram is basically the same as using drugs and it's time...for a time change 

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Summer 2025 is bringing a new Baja Blast flavor, you can work for Lock Ness Monster hunting, parents are all lying on social media and IHOP has March all squared away for breakfast....

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Sour Patch Kids have a new jam that could make your potty a disco, everything you buy is about to go up in price, most of our stuff is crap and Popeyes has a new bundle....

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Happy Ash Wednesday, AI is not why kids are cheating, your sign may determine how you file your taxes, cars prices are gonna get super high and we all lie about peeing in the shower. 

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Arby's is resurrecting a fan favorite, ladies get serious about their health at a certain age, we're getting the right to repair, Walmart says we're getting pinched and we haven't seen many new movies. 

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Hooters says they're fine and totally not broke, Andrew Tate is back here, kids can keep your brain preserved and over half of us lie at home!

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