Oranges are going up, Cheez-It is getting into he pizza game, Hooters has no money, learning a language can help you down the line and Popeyes is insane. 

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YouTube is NOT Mr. Beast's biggest moneymaker, salt may be making you depressed, Sonic is slinging deals and apparently we need to "micro-retire."

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Happy April Fool's Day!

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The economy may be slowing down for the next 3 decades or so, we all check out before a vacation, Taco Bell is loading you up and Little Debbie has a new jam!

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Family Dollar got sold, Chomps is recalling beef sticks, boobs are shrinking and non-monogamy sounds great!

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New Mexico sucks, saying no is big business these days, Coke wants their Coke back and it's Opening Day for baseball baby!!!

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Jolly Rancher is coming back for the teeth it forgot, cursing can help with pain, we're group chatting out war plans and it's National Manatee Day!

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Wendy's is going Lenten, DoorDash is doing payment plans (wut?) brass knuckles still not cool in Michigan and Segway is having a bad week....

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The Madness has officially started, men are trimming their eye lashes now, Captain Morgan wants to filthy up your bathing suit and I have hit a depressing new screen time high. 

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Trader Joe's is gonna get you drunk, social media is ruining teens' lives, Wendy's and Cheez-It are collaborating and a 77 year old Florida man um, eats something he shouldn't. 

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