White Castle hates underpants, kids ask an astounding number of questions, Guy Fieri is making mucho bucks, AI is coming to get us all and today we celebrate the humble METH

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Peace Tea is going HARD, TJ Maxx is irresistible, Jack's Links wants to stop you up this holiday season, Disneyland turns a dude on too much and man, we spent ALL the dough on Black Friday!

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Kids are getting heftier these days, the turtles are having less sex, loads of you psychos wear socks to bed, Star Wars is everywhere and it's time to give baby, JUST GIVE!!

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Some of us open other's mail, a band breaks up onstage, Millennial needs half a milly, cheating could be good for your marriage and we have a new Chapstick flavor nobody asked for. 

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Last Index until next week, have a great holiday! 

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Denny's in Cali sounds amazing, we want to go vacation alone, whiskey is a hobby I cannot afford, almost all of us are happily married and today we celebrate the humble television. 

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Short work week! Big meeting of the minds for MNF tonight, Hidden Valley is kicking up the Ranch game, 5 cities are big on cheating and one state is drowning in debt and it's not us!!

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Apologies, forgot to click "upload" before I yeeted off to a beer festival last weekend. 

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We are a lonely bunch, Red Lobster is sexing things up, Thanksgiving may KILL you, Patrick Mahomes has an odd gameday superstition and today is our day Indiana!

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Florida mating rituals are NOT for kids' eyes, we're quite a thankful bunch, men are dying earlier, NASA lost some tools this week and today we celebrate one of the tastiest dessert of all time!

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