We love our plain ice cream, Montana is home to a 72 year old badass, none of us are going to be watching the Olympics, Smoky is 80 and today we tip our hats to the hot Grannies!

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Sex is out, the Middle East is cooking, Carl's Jr. has an awful shake idea, Tropicana is ripping people off and Joe is out!

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A couple of generations define themselves by their travel, Skittles has a new jam, half of us are gonna stay sick if we get sick, Arby's assaults your underpants and UCLA likes to get lifted!

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The Barstool guy gets stranded, loads of us are piling on the side hustles, the Dow is up, Target doesn't want your checks anymore and it's National Dole Whip Day!

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There is a moon cave, Elon says he's an alien, 2080 is going to be crowded AF, Sour Patch Kids want your teeth and today we celebrate an American Classic!

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AI is sucking up a ton of power, we buy a truckload of new clothes every year, the Baja Blast Summer rolls on, mail is going up and the price of coke is going down!

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Back after an extended weekend! We lost a ton of celebrities over the weekend, I went on a helluva motorcycle ride, we recognize the worst puddling flavor ever and not a ton of us feel like college is worth the money!

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There is a guy with a hilarious name in Ohio, McDonald's and Subway are ruining my Summer diet, Gypsy Rose is pregnant and we're a tired, tired bunch!

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Applebee's has a treat for the working man, we set a flight record last Sunday, the World will start ending sooner then we'd like and today tip back a Pina Colada!

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Today we celebrate dimples, Palm Springs is frying this week, coffee is getting more expensive every year, your fat face may give you away to your doctors and Chipotle is getting you hyped for Paris '24!

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