Well scientists can read our thoughts now, A woman on TikTok is urging us to ban the bra, text messages are a pain, never, EVER stifle a sneeze and we get some very bad news about affording the American Dream. 

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Ocean Spray has entered the cocktail game, Florida woman is just as wild as Florida man, fries are king on DoorDash and OMG IT'S TAYLOR'S BIRTHDAY!!

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Sears is back, we're all going to be broke next year, some of us have wild retirement hopes, White Claws is doing something odd and Taylor Swift is swimming in it!

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We're pretty strict in first date chemistry, we miss the good ol' days, High Life is helping you decorate, Instagram may help a few of us drop the holiday lbs and the Lions need to get their stuff together. 

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Taco Bell has answered our Christmas wishes, women want cash for Christmas, justice is sweet in Ohio, being married may kill you and we have a new illness headed our way!

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Gen Zers wanna work for themselves, our pets are killing our sleep, Florida man wear his resume on his shirt, we have 3 specific Xmas candies and most of us still choose love over money!

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We're not much into the movie theater these days, we all flush things we're not supposed to, cats may be driving you insane and bro today is the company Christmas party!!

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Today we celebrate ninjas everywhere, find out what dating costs these days, sex scenes are down, catching a spouse cheating is up and bad kids need to seek shelter tonight!

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Someone is getting canned at The Lob, bedtime is better than sleeptime, George Santos is out, Dice is in and my wife has left for business so I'm unattended!

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Holy heck it's already December. Well that is gonna depress me all weekend. 

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