Remember writing things by hand? Me neither! Some of us still don't own a TV, we fold out laundry on the bed, we tailgate and we all hate self-checkout!

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Kevin came into town this weekend, the Pack is out, we may have to pay for the big game someday, some guy in Turkey is having a lousy go of it and GO DETROIT!!

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Plants talk to each other, we need about $100K to not freak out, man boobs will eventually kill you, laws are getting tweaked in Kentucky, Kraft is upping their flavor game and LIONS BABY!

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We may have an ever worse strain of COVID on the way, sleeping in the nude is best for your sex lives, Taco Bell is getting into the cereal game, say "I love you" with a pickle bouquet and today we celebrate the Mitten State!

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Texans are about to be filth balls, we could have a trillionaire soon, another cruise another case of norovirus, raise a glass to the bootleggers and we're not having kids these days...

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It's still damned cold out, podcast listening is down, we aren't at our best very often, some folks are using LinkedIn for romance and Gary Busey is still out there in the wild. 

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A Cleveland man is the hero we all need, Ozempic has an awful side effect, the Cowboys got HOUSED yesterday, we love our food and yes bro, it was COLD this weekend!

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We are done with fashion in this country, three coaches hung it up this week, Aaron Rodgers is done with TV for 2024, McD's is trying to kill us and the LIONS BABY!!!

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Miller Lite thinks they're "helping" with Dry January, White Sox fans go hard, we see ourselves in our pets, United Airlines' terrible week continues and pour one out for Buzzfeed....

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Diets are hard, working out with a partner is worse, living in the sticks may be good for your health, West Virginia sounds awful and we have a Most Dangerous Gas Station In America!

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