The NFL is headed South, way, way South, General Mills is making extreme cereal, sitting around all day at work will find you in an early grave, deviled eggs are bad luck (?) and we're in debt up to our eyeballs. 

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All is not well in the Mahomes camp, New Jersey is host a World Cup Final, we love our appetizers, our soup rules this weather, Elon Musk sounds like anightmare boss and today make the web a safer place!

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Wild hogs may be healthy for the land, Stanley has some words about the lead in those cups, Subway has a foot long hit on it's hands and Red Robin has something for the ladies...

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Old produce is worth big money, one state is dirtier than the rest, and Happy Groundhog Day!!

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High five your eye doctor, the kids love boozin' at home, your grandparents are splitting up, Burger King is getting sexy this week and stay hungry my friend, it could keep dementia at bay!

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DRY JANUARY IS FINALLY OVER!!

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You're supposed to be planning a vaca today, big boobs are out for 2024, some people just love conflict, the White House is cracking down on AI nudes and we are all gonna die if aliens ever show up!

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Sextortion is not as fun as it sounds, cleanliness is only important to half of us, half of us are coughing it all up to landlords, AI porn is having quite a weekend and more soup being thrown at the poor Mona Lisa!

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These planes are falling apart, the Doomsday Clock is ticking closer to the end of humanity, streaming is killing our wallets, we love our Apple pie and today we celebrate the redneckiest of all the states!

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Half of us are alarm clock liars, Norway is a nice place to kick back when it's all over, Tesla is down, an NBA star is out and a whole lot of us consider divorce in the first 6 months after we're married. 

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