A woman in China has it figured out, Arby's has a new Summer treat, your old memes are killing the environment, uggos don't live as long and belly up to the bar for a bowl of Candy Salad. 

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Schools are getting kids hip to fake news spotting, Julius Caesar had a cologne that probably worked better than Axe, the Olympics are done and it's Vinyl Record Day!

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Costco is cracking down on outsiders, nightmares may mean something other than wheat we thought, a couple of criminals make the Index and ISIS messes with the wrong fanbase!

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The rover in Paris sounds puketastic, Google has had a very expensive week, Arby's is coming for that wallet, we all hate AI and Pop Tarts has your party plans covered. 

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Totally spaced on uploading this yesterday. 

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Hurricane Debby is raising Hell, 7-11 is jumping into the Pumpkin Spice game, we crave the spicy, Hormel has a new bacon flavor and stocks are down I guess?

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Chipotle gets a bit more generous, Ford is making snitches, dark chocolate is out, White Castle is in and things were rather warm last month!

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A&W getting real loose this Summer, Taco Bell could really use some AI, lame names are still tops, FAU wants you to dial it down at the gym and today kicks off a weekend with International Beer Day

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McDonald's is having a rough time, we're feeling more confident about the financial future, we're all skippin g meals, Applebee's never heard of Red Lobster and Boar's Head is having a bad week at the deli counter lol

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Just realized as I am uploading this today is the last day of July. Suck City. 

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