Japan has a "Ramen King," apparently digital condoms are a thing, nearly a quarter of us are working instead of retiring, American Airlines is getting a Lunk Alarm and some of us can't do horror movies. 

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Your ADHD may help you at work, Columbus sounds fun, Google is taking AI too far, dogs eat things their not supposed to more often than you think and it's National First Responder's Day!

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Reese's is going to kill your New Year's resolution, please don't eat candy on the toilet, we're all worried about the election and you have to work a ton to afford a place to rent!

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McDonald's has had a rough week, we make poor choices at night, Subway is kicking the beetus into high hear next month and for the love of all things Holy please wash your hands after using the bathroom. 

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Big day out in San Juan Capistrano, a cop in Memphis figures out an extra money hack, an airport in New Zealand goes viral, music may help with surgery pain and watch yourself Saturday at 2:36pm

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We ate an insane amount of sugar every year, bottled water is bad for us now, Wyoming is haunted and your genes may be responsible for your crippling bread addiction. 

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Costco's magazine is way bigger than we thought it was, a big meat recall gets bigger, standing a ton is bad for you and ChatGPT has now entered the argument with your spouse!

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AI could make learning history impossible, you've been walking all wrong, some of us are talking about moving after the election, we find a new adult website and Snoop and Dre are teaming up for something they should have done a long time ago!

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Russell Brand is out there grifting, today we celebrate the Straight Edge kids, Krispy Kreme is toasting today's Super Moon, and nobody trusts us. 

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Minute Maid screws up, Sweden and Denmark finally get around to not marrying cousins, none of us can pay attention and another heavy workweek for Diddy's lawyers!

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