Turns out we don't blow that much on concert shirts, nearly half of us fear a four day workweek, Perrier is having a bad start to the weeks, celebrate the Scampi and I got a new appliance over the weekend!

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Hooters has a new jam, Oreo does too, kids today be vapin and drankin' it up, White Claw is turning up this Summer and we're all gonna need glasses soon!

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Great news, you're not old (yet, Ritz has a new flavor, farmers need to tone down their cows, TikTok's days are numbered and it's NFL draft night!!!

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50 Cent thinks he can beat a guy's ass, Trader Joe's has some luxurious garlic bread, Sprite has a new flavor and we are getting dumber. All of us. 

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Denny's has a new jam, Starbucks' baristas reveal their favorite drinks, fast food prices are getting too damned high, Digiorno is giving you the best of both frozen worlds and Crumbl is making Mondays a little sweeter!

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Morgan Wallen is starting his apology tour, Stanley and Starbucks want all of your money, weed may protect your brain and it's Earth Day!

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IT'S 4/20 EVE Y'ALL!!!

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Popeye's is getting in the 420 spirit, we hate making financial moves, West Virginia has the jobs, Tesla is having a rough week and hug a Lineman today!

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We no sleep. We stress big. Reese's is getting into the Olympic spirit, fake girlfriends are going to be huge business and NASA has it's next Mars simulator crew!

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Lunchables may be bad for you, kids have about a half hour attention span, we all fall for tourist traps and don't buy sex toys off of Facebook!

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