Say hello to "doom spending," pythons love Chili's, poo is washing up on shore in Australia, butter is being stolen in Canada and today is National French Dip Day!

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South Carolina is having a wild week already, berry vapes may be not the best for you, diabetes is up, friendship is down and it's Veteran's Day!

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Bad sleep could be making your brain old as Hell, Vlasic has a new snack jam, TGI Friday's is going under and maaaan some North Koreans are seeing the goods for the very first time. 

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Getting some strange can help you get over the Winter blahs, a dead parent may help you get closer to home ownership, we hate when work calls after work hours and the election is finally over!

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New Zealand and Virginia are where you wanna be when it all hits the fan. loneliness is even worse than i sounds, billionaires are ruining the planet and it's election day!

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We're terrible at making new friends, more than half of us have had the holiday plans on the brain since Labor Day, Crocs are out at some schools and we need to get outside and play!

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Some of us are not down for holiday travel, Grillo's and V* are having a lovechild, are you poor? Blame your friends. Also...bruh it's already November. 

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Happy Halloween babe!

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Ooooh it's Devil's Night! Turns out stealing from a bank is a dumb idea, most of us are wearing a health tracker, there was a cheese heist and TGI Friday's is having a bad week. 

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Japan has a "Ramen King," apparently digital condoms are a thing, nearly a quarter of us are working instead of retiring, American Airlines is getting a Lunk Alarm and some of us can't do horror movies. 

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