Police in an Ohio town are taking a massive gamble to save a few bucks, ultra-processed foods are gonna kill you but cutting back won't help, we need to drink more water and what is happening with our older folks?

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Wham. Today marks 14 years of JLNK. Thanks babes!

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The Index got interrupted by some phantom bass waves. "Phantom" ones that apparently happen every day lol. 

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Ladies have screwed up a good thing, times are tight at Tesla, Utah is tops again, Britney Spears is doing fine and grab a Coke buddy!

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We're getting a Fast & The Furious ride, some of us thing E.T. was a horror movie, uh, it's "German Week," and Lindt wants all you candy money!

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A Pennsylvania man goes Florida, we do not care about that "check engine" light, Starbucks is having a rough 2024 and KFC is bringing the sexual heat this Summer!

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Nude cruises are apparently a thing, Taco Bell is back to testing tasty goodies, when it comes to your home smell is more important than cleanliness and Sonic and Applebee's are teeing up a pretty rad Summer!

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Krispy Kreme wants to reward you, some of us our Sour kings and queens, Chuck E Cheese is pretty full of themselves these days and my simple hack to save on life insurance. 

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Bruh. It's already May. 

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The Great Lakes need some cleaning, Taco Bell is working on something new, Qdoba has a vendetta against clean underpants and bruhhhh April is already over!

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