Bragging about your hours ain't cool bro, another billionaire wants a swing at the Titanic, hot dogs are gonna end us and if they don't Crumble will.

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Big city dating sounds horrendous, old guys are hanging onto their keys, Welch's is getting into the booze game and kids all have ADHD now.....which could mean something nice for you

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Memorial Day weekend here we come! 

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Graceland may be up for grabs, microplastics are infesting your boys, we have 10 extraordinary days a month. fish oil may be killing you and for the love of God people USE YOUR PTO TIME

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Kid Rock is very Kid Rock these days, music peaked in 2011, Pittsburgh has buried cocaine, climate change is coming for us all and how would you like to pay with your face??

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We're going to start living longer, apparently kids on social media start vaping more often (wut?) kids are using Zyn for weight loss, Pringles is upping their game and OpenAI sounds safe....

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Another check in the win column for separate bedrooms, Bakersfield has a problem bro, Taylor Swift has a hickey, we are down about the economy and McDonalds has a new McFlurry starting tomorrow!

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David Copperfield is having a terrible time, Pizza Hut veers wildly out of their lane, there is a difference between a trip and a vacation and today we celebrate the humble walnut!

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We have anew SI Swimsuit Edition, working nights not only sucks but may be making you fat, being in prison sounds cushy, Bumble has to apologize and raw milk people are nuts!

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Back after a riveting day of mandatory company culture training!

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