We have twin baby elephants, celebrate jerky (if you can afford it), guys will do anything to avoid talking about our health, working out at night may help your sugarbeetis and the Rangers are swinging a bit pipe this Summer!

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AI is already starting to turn evil, Taco Bell is testing new sexiness out in the Motor City, Walmert is falling on some hard times and today we celebrate our Forklift Certified heroes!

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A Phish fan gets the boot, Ben and Jen are selling their crib, most of us are all in on true love, a bad sheep joke and there is are black market Legos now?!

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Sleep is a luxury, PBR wants us to have the Summer of Scoots, we celebrate the VCR and all of us are carrying more than a few bucks in debt!

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A remote Amazon tribe is getting a goon cave, Domino's is on Uber Eats, tonight the NBA Finals tip off and Reese's won't stop until we're all disabled. 

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It's my birthdayyyyyy!

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Crumbl is going large, only a few of us sleep well, the Tyson fight is postponed and CEOs are doing well these days

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Oil is going up, Panda Express is cranking up the heat, a load of people have no idea how to ride a bike, Ticketmaster is having a bad week and DQ has a new treat!

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BW3 has a new jam, Gen Z kids are living double lives, we all clean before vacation, we are worn the hell out with politics and Lenny Kravitz is a HUGE liar!

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Dinosaurs may have been dumbasses, we could be living forever sooner than we thought, the World's Oldest Trucker has been crowned, Hardee's has new bowl paint and Hot N' Ready has been a thing way longer than we thought!

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