Back after an extended weekend! We lost a ton of celebrities over the weekend, I went on a helluva motorcycle ride, we recognize the worst puddling flavor ever and not a ton of us feel like college is worth the money!

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There is a guy with a hilarious name in Ohio, McDonald's and Subway are ruining my Summer diet, Gypsy Rose is pregnant and we're a tired, tired bunch!

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Applebee's has a treat for the working man, we set a flight record last Sunday, the World will start ending sooner then we'd like and today tip back a Pina Colada!

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Today we celebrate dimples, Palm Springs is frying this week, coffee is getting more expensive every year, your fat face may give you away to your doctors and Chipotle is getting you hyped for Paris '24!

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Those new weight loss drugs may clean your whole life up, some of us are planning on having a spicy Summer, Kansas City holds the BBQ crown and the kids these days are not down with movie filth!

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We're blasting off into a four day weekend....depending on how cool the banks are with that direct deposit lol

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A casino in Detroit is stingy AF, majority of us make big purchases we regret, cats are getting lab grown chicken, Massachusetts is pricey and Walmart has a super poor sounding treat!

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Man, already July? Feels like Summer is slipping right through our fingers!

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The kids love moving, none of trust the media and it may be my fault, dogs make great movie biddies and Hungry Howie's needs to start selling breath mints!

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Today is the day PornHub pulled up stakes in Indiana. Pour one out. 

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