Indiana has a pot problem, half of us feel manly pressure, we're using social media for landscaping ideas, the Big Mac guy keeps cranking and Detroit was hot on Monday!

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Anxiety meds are something you'd get anxiety for taking, Kenosha, Wisconsin is throwing it back to the 90s, Wyoming is one giant house-fire risk and jury duty went well yesterday for me. Not the defendant. 

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Panera has some new treats priced for the working man, kids are scared of tax season, Oregon wants out of the drug business, gold is up and I have jury duty this afternoon. Boo!

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Hazah, the first day of March! I may have jury duty this weekend, it's employee appreciation day, Wendy's is acting right after backlash, Pringles is pleasing the fans and America has a new favorite snack. I refuse to believe adults eat these. 

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It only happens once every 4 years. That's right, a Leap Day Index!

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Ketamine may help you out of your hole, Wendy's wants to start a riot in the streets, Florida woman is making midweek moves, having a six pack ain't all it's cracked up to be and Kellogg's wants you to save money but eating cereal for dinner. Yeesh. 

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Stanley is in some hot (possibly contaminated) water, we have an owl down in Central Park, Ann Arbor rules, seniors love VR, teens love their phones more and the uglier you are the more time you're doing.

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We'd never survive life on Mars, mosquitoes have a new horrifying illness they're bringing to the States, being out of work in Utah is rough, your tasty treats are killing you and parent's give the dating green light when you're 16!

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Red Lobster didn't bank on all of us being land monsters, our brains are making us look like fools, over half of us are taking in tunes on YouTube, we have a new biggest snake and yesterday was a rough day for AT&T

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Coke has a new limited edition flavor, A&W is making the most of their off season, MGK has new ink, Chuck E. Cheese is wildin' out, the laziest cities in the U.S. get outed and Stanley has a sexy new cup!

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