Texans are about to be filth balls, we could have a trillionaire soon, another cruise another case of norovirus, raise a glass to the bootleggers and we're not having kids these days...

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It's still damned cold out, podcast listening is down, we aren't at our best very often, some folks are using LinkedIn for romance and Gary Busey is still out there in the wild. 

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A Cleveland man is the hero we all need, Ozempic has an awful side effect, the Cowboys got HOUSED yesterday, we love our food and yes bro, it was COLD this weekend!

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We are done with fashion in this country, three coaches hung it up this week, Aaron Rodgers is done with TV for 2024, McD's is trying to kill us and the LIONS BABY!!!

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Miller Lite thinks they're "helping" with Dry January, White Sox fans go hard, we see ourselves in our pets, United Airlines' terrible week continues and pour one out for Buzzfeed....

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Diets are hard, working out with a partner is worse, living in the sticks may be good for your health, West Virginia sounds awful and we have a Most Dangerous Gas Station In America!

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Tiger and Nike are now divorced, WingStop is doing Dry January, so is Blue Moon, Baja Blast turns 20 and we love leather jackets?

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The only thing that matters today is it's Jason Lee's birthday! Like, his actual birthday, not the floating one he uses as an excuse to skip work parties...

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The mouthwash game is changing, Britney Spears is looking for a new line of work, two States have banned the online nudes...sort of, we know how to get fit we just don't want to and Jason's Dry January continues!

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Smells can really take you back to a simpler time, that PM slump is real boiiiii, most of us are good boys and girls and someone in Michigan won the Powerball!

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