Outback is bringing back a combo, turns out a ton of us sing in the shower, time to rustle up some "boy kibble" and DQ is giving it away in a couple weeks!

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Bernie Sanders is about to lose all his Prime privileges, M&M's had 3 new flavors, SC is heavy tippin' and most of these kids are diabetics now!

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Vermont is tight and right, Johnsonville and Dr. Pepper are having a baby, the Tooth Fairy is up on the upswing and backseat drivers suck!

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Half of us could use some AI money help, Dominos has a new deal, we're getting the Big Arch and today we celebrate the humble Pokémon. Cheers to you, trainers!

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Ooooh girl tonight we have our annual company awards banquet! Fingers crossed we're not losers!

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You need to start eating your greens, Famous Amos has their first new cookie, bone smashing is apparently a thing and the kids crave the DVDs!

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DQ is gearing up for baseball season, Wendy's is getting in the spirit of Lent, Flamin' Hot is tearing up your local Kroger and a man suffers a beatdown at Waffle House. 

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The grandson of the dude that invented Reese's is big mad, Costco has a new food court jam, our new Direwolves are doing just fine and today you need to fire up some Banana Bread

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Sugary drinks are gonna mess up these kids, a hotter bedroom can kill you, we have a new World's Oldest Manatee, loving your job can improve your health and I'm off to party this weekend!

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Playing around can help you live your best life, going to bed the same time as your spouse can help your marriage, we're all on pills now and hooking is gonna be legal in Colorado

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