After a recap of the copper mug thrown / n-word incident, the Kook introduces a conspiracy about Morning Joe Scarborough and the mysterious death of an intern. They then veer into the Jake Paul and Mike Tyson fight and whether or not there was a conspiracy to keep the fight going to longer. After meandering through the Contrarian’s dating life, the Kook discovers that boxer briefs…exist. Back to the news, did Joe Rogan damage his podcast by endorsing Trump? He is now just another voice on the crowded right. In rare agreement, neither like Ramaswamy or Trump. But this quickly ends up in an argument of trans rights and we're back where we started.

The election is over. The Kook is overjoyed even though Trump has hired some of the ‘devilish elite’ like Elon Musk. The Contrarian is on edge and feeling bleak about the future of the country.  There is some basic discussion about eliminating this or that federal agency before an analysis about why Kamala Harris lost the election.  The Contrarian thinks inflation derailed the Democrats. The Kook thinks Kamala Harris was a ‘dumb whore’.  In typical discordant fashion they veer off into abortion and vaccines and bodily choice before the Kook says a word and the Contrarian loses it. This is nearly the end of the podcast. 

The election is close. The Kook doesn't think the election is going to happen. The Contrarian thinks this is ridiculous. They make another bet, but this time only over tacos.  This leads to a wide ranging discussion about the Contrarians fears of Trump. For example, the Kook suggests that the Founding Fathers made this a Christian nation but he’s also upset about smoking prices and other smoking laws. The title of the episode comes from the moment where the Kook warns about a Harris presidency and jumps from the price of eggs, to transgender surgeries to immigration to more.  

The Kook finished by accusing sexting pervert Anthony Weiner of also being gay.  His source? A random guy on the street who hit on the kook years ago. The Contrarian wants to talk about how one person has been connected to P. Diddy and Jeffrey Epstein – Donald Trump.  The Kook has inside information that the Obamas aren’t as affectionate as everyone thinks. The Contrarian wants to talk about molestation enabler, Jim Jordan.  This brings them to talk of the election which is coming up soon. 

This is the Kook's least favorite episode so far.  The Contrarian finally got around to fact-checking the Kook on the past two episodes and there were a lot of them from whether any of the planes that his the Twin Towers were found to the whether David Hogg is a crisis actor. The newest bet is whether the election will happen at all.  

First of all we just let the Kook wander from this topic to that topic. The Jewish mafia vs the Italian mafia? The Contrarian talks about his second date with a dominatrix who turned him into a G-rated sub. Somehow this reminds the Kook that Steve-O from Jackass got a tattoo of a man fucking a baby. The Contrarian will look up the story behind this. Soon we're talking about whether Kamala Harris actually worked at McDonald's.  The Contrarian brings up the gubernatorial candidacy of Mark Robson who preaches family values but spent a weird amount of time in the backrooms of a pornographic store and is a proud black Nazi.  Why do we then talk about the gold standard? Who knows. This is more in line with the plot of the show than the Kickball whining about his tough time playing kickball.  Somehwo then we're talking about the Bay of Pigs.  

It's 9/11, the national holiday for conspiracies? The Kook brings up flight 800 and claims a missile took it down. The Contrarian will check later.  If you have an “Inside Job” stamped on any of your money, it might have come from the Kook, or another Kook.  He’s ordered a new stamp that invoked Hitler and vaccines. Where the vaccine that gets you to stop talking about the vaccines constantly which the Kook of course steers into. Somehow the Kook gets back to the main topic which is how the Twin Towers came down. The kook thinks there were explosives. On a side note, the Kook might actually doubt the attempted assassination of Trump. But back to 9/11 the Kook claims the nose of the plane came out of the building which should be impossible with a steel building. $20 is bet on whether or not the core skeleton of the towers was at the center or exterior of the building. The Contrarian then presents his own possible 9/11 theory that maybe the evil extremists inside the Bush Administration were intentionally lazy to let something happen so they could remake the Middle East. 

The debate is done and the Contrarian can’t wait to talk about Hatians eating cats. They don’t. The Kook suggests Hatians should collect cans and the government should increase the recycling reward to 10 cents. This leads to the Contrarian discussing a real conspiracy about recycling. An aside on crack leads to the least surprising all time confession, the Kook tried crack for a while. They briefly try to discuss the debate before falling into a discussion about the word “mulatto”.  After inevitably moving into Kook vaccine story they discuss again whether the election was stolen. The Kook thinks it was. The Contrarian points out that this would have had to happen in red states, including Georgia where Governor Kemp won an election when he was also Secretary of State running the election. Finally they get to the debate. Spoiler alert, the Kook didn’t feel like this was Trump’s best performance.

The Kook is back from Kentucky and eager for details about the Contrarian’s heartbreak. His heart is less bruised now but his penis is bruised. His relationship with his mother is a little bruised too because she contacted his ex who was cold to her. This is no surprise because his ex is Indian and “Mom” shared her ‘truth social’ inspired views of immigration last Christmas.  They then wanders into a discussion about marriage and the government's role here. The Contrarian is less contrary to marriage than he used to be. After this, they hold a brief memorial for a fallen pedicab driver named Garth and numerous other pedicab drivers who died young.  The Kook then talks about Hatians eating pets. This will be on Corrections during the next episode.   Finally, they guess what will be on the debate.

After one of the biggest news months in history where Trump was nearly assassinated and Biden dropped out of the presidential race, the Kook first wants to discuss the biggest story of them all – whether or not Alec Baldwin should have been charged for the death on the set of Rust. After discussing Trump’s assassination and who might behind it they talk about the not trans female boxer from Algeria who is more masculine than the Contrarian.  From there, the Contrarian talks about his trip to London and Cornwall to do a 500km bike ride in search of a whole heart again. There is some discussion of clones and body doubles before briefly looking at JD Vance and his beloved couch.