The Kook and the Contrarian have one thing in common – they have trouble catching planes sometimes. The Kook ended up on the tarmac. The Contrarian went to the wrong international airport in Japan.  The Contrarian is desperate but surprises the Kook by telling him he’s never paid for sex though he did have a week fling on Tinder where the German lady eventually revealed she was doing the job. The Kook on the other hand has stories from his early teen years back when Times Square was the seedy underbelly of New York. After talking about self-felatio, the Contrarian talks about the first performance at the Merkin Comedy Hole, his cellar comedy performance space. At about 30 minutes they finally discuss corrections.

 Michelle Obama and Barack Obama did not have their law licenses removed. https://factcheck.afp.com/post-falsely-claims-obamas-gave-law-licenses-over-misconduct

Talk of Obama and the effectiveness of Obamacare then leads to the Kook declaring that we have bad expensive healthcare because they put fluoride in the water. The Contrarian dismissed this as a conspiracy theory along with Chemtrails because of the astronomically insane amount of chemicals needs to have any affect. 

The Contrarian also corrects the Kook’s assertion that Obama was talking about Michelle when he said ‘Michael’.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlLoroQclLU&t=789s

Also, Clooney and Obama weren’t alone on a boat with a young Asian girl.  https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7172965/Barack-Obama-George-Clooney-look-dressed-business-sail-boat-Italy.html

The Kook continues to whine about this breakup and talks about his first post-break up Tinder date – at urgent care with a German tourist. The Contrarian tries to talk about a conspiracy out in the open called Project 2025 but the Kook has “thoughts” about abortion. This leads to the sort of heated discussion that could end the podcast.  They finish arguing whether possible Presidential candidate Michelle Obama is truly a woman.  The Kook looks at shoulders to distinguish the sexes it seems. 

The Kook questions whether or not Michael Jackson was really innocent though the sleepovers look bad.  Corrections start with Laura Silsby who only changed her name because she got married and not because of child-trafficking charges in Haiti. The Contrarian also finds why Bezos and Musk haven't tried to go to the moon. (It's 250k miles away not 60).  The Kook ignores this to claim that symbology in 2001 a Space Odyssey proves the Moon Landing was fake. Finally, the decision to change the direction of Washington on the Quarter was the result of a design decision made in the 1930s. Talk about Egypt brings the Kook to talk about pyramid conspiracies and the Contrarian to talk about how Egypt was one reason he's now single. This leads to talk of Pizzagate / JFK and 9/11.  

After arguing over the introduction like they always do, the pro-Trump Kook launches into a story about how Donald Trump personally screwed over a vending machine entrepreneur in Trump tower. The Contrarian has to acknowledge that Biden lost the debate but also wonders why there are no calls on the right for Trump to step down due to lack of character and honesty.  The Kook complains about the price of milk and the Contrarian bores everyone explaining how Trump's policies will make this all worse.  They then squabble over whether Trump actually called dead soldiers 'suckers' and 'losers'. The Contrarian has a Tinder date with a German lady with a UTI so they abruptly end the episode. 

Developing a bad habit, the Kook and the Contrarian take forever to get into the main topic of the day.  The Kook used to work with a Tequila Sunrise actor who worked with Kevin Spacey and was lured back to Spacey’s apartment.  The Kook then tells a story about making out with a large chested lady after a good set. Afterwards, the Contrarian gives an update on his emotional collapse during his breakup. He ended up riding 60 miles on his retail therapy touring bike to Jones Beach, LI via Coney Island. This reminds the Kook he tricked a pedophile out of $10  when he was 12. 

Finally, they get into the meat of the week.  After corrections where the Contratian confirms congress ended the Casuals Section of Craigslist, they skim along familiar topics from Clinton Child Traficking to Climate Change. Surprise surprise the Kook might be a flat earther. Then we talk about Arnold Schwarzenegger’s climate change activism and his innocent or damning connection to John Podesta. 

After a quick discussion of citibikes, pedicabs and the 2008 crisis, we get to the topic today, the Contrarian is heartbroken.

Something makes the Kook think of Casual Encounters from Craigslist and then his relationship with a lesbian dominatrix that was part of the arrest and downfall of Marv Levy who apparently had a prostitute poop on his face.  

The Contrarian gets a chance again to talk about his ex and how she dropped off his stuff in person, which means finality, that she is trying to forget him. The Kook thinks that’s a good sign she misses him and tells a story about how an ex mailed him all his stuff except for an elaborate toilet bowl brush. He also goes on a tangent about the spiritual dimension of creampies. The Contrarian counters with a summary of Sex Before Dawn, the pop sociology book that argues humans evolved through promiscuity.   

The topics shift and then the Kook confesses he would sleep with Al Pacino before trying to convince the Contrarian that there has been a point to his life and to all life. This somehow gradually leads to a discussion of the bizarre 1993 movie, the Piano and it’s gorgeous soundtrack.  Then the Kook tells a long story about how he beat up his wife’s boyfriend. To be fair they were separated and he was already doing his own thing.  

The Kook and the Contrarian come in hot after arguing about when the podcast would happen and whether it would interfere with the Contrarian's haircut. 

The Contrarian introduces a new segment where  he investigates the Kook's claims from past episodes. Bob Dylan did claim to sell his soul to the "Commander" but can we trust Bob Dylan and his tendency towards lore? 

The Contrarian and Kook have been arguing about Amanda Knox and whether she's guilty for years.  The Contrarian agrees with Donald Trump and thinks she's innocent. Does the Kook support his dear leader or strike out on his own?  

Next, did Fauci advocate getting rid of masks and why did he push the 6 feet distance rule when the CDC didn't have time yet to investigate how much distance was needed?  The Kook and the Contrarian don't agree.  

Next week's episode, we'll argue over this.   https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1798493500918714859?t=MQ6TVSGb98QYEHCQGB6Z7Q

  Both the Kook and the Contrarian are tired but they try.  As usual they can't make it through the introduction before they're arguing about something - in this case Matt Taibi and the Russian Hoax. 

This leads into corrections where the Contrarian corrects the Kook's pronunciation of Marina Abramovic, trying to score points wherever possible.

After the Kook takes a power nap on the carpet, they discuss Robert Dinero's past in relation to Trump past and future. 

The Kook and the Contrarian can't make it through the introduction without arguing about Trump, specifically the so-called "Russian Hoax", which will be known to history and "Trump's traitorous Russian collusion" (the Contrarian writes these descriptions!).  

After some brief corrections, and a discussion about whether such a thing should even be attempted, we move on to the worm in Robert Kennedy's brain - also probably in Kook's brain. 

Finally, we get to the title of the episode and investigate Diddy and gay pay-to-play in the rap and Hollywood world - with endless tangents thanks to the Kook.  The Kook thinks Justin Bieber gave a BJ to Odel Beckam Jr. in a club based on Video 2 below.  The Contrarian thinks this is nonsense.

Based on video 3 below, we also try to answer the question, did Beyonce possess a cat belonging to one of her backup dancers requiring the cat to be murdered? 

And how is performance artist Barbara Abramovic tied to all of this? 

https://youtube.com/shorts/5yWNfOdKRPU?si=AtKsjp5w98wegFMV
https://youtube.com/shorts/beyXuBVfc2M?si=nZoLrsaMXcqP9SGc

https://youtube.com/shorts/2tk6R4j_meM?si=VokRjKq-c8sZbI3w
https://youtube.com/shorts/iviGXaDmGd0?si=6jLr8WOUGnxtsO9c

Marina Abramovic meets Olay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf8o1teJdXo

The Contrarian just got dumped  but there are far worse problems in the world.  Did Israel allow Hamas to invade Southern Israel and murder without the IDF doing anything for 7 hours as part of some master plan? The kook thinks so. He also thinks the campus protests in the US are funded by the global elites.  The Contrarian argues that Israel underestimated Hamas and that Netanyahu is incompetent. The campus protests like the Hamas incursion both happened organically because. some people, not the Contrarian, believe in causes enough to act.