The Literate ApeCast

Don is in Vegas, David is still in Chicago, and Jeff Bezos is in The National Inquirer’s ass. A conversation about the “new car smell of Vegas,” Jeff Bezos cockblocking Pecker, and David refuses to apologize for being a frat boy despite his house hosting a pornography party.

And, as always, six tasks to accomplish in the next seven days so your hopelessly flawed life has a few rays of sunshine.

The boys talk Liam Neeson’s admission of forty-year old racism, the nature of blackface, how far do you go to skewer sacred cows and provide you with six tasks for the week.

If you dig the show, review on Apple Podcasts or play it very loud in your car so everyone can hear it.

The boys talk Liam Neeson’s admission of forty-year old racism, the nature of blackface, how far do you go to skewer sacred cows and provide you with six tasks for the week.

If you dig the show, review on Apple Podcasts or play it very loud in your car so everyone can hear it.

Which has a more important place in the world: the 53rd Annual Super Bowl or the 53rd Anniversary of Don Hall on the planet? Even larger than that answer are the five things Old Man Hall has learned during the year that the NFL decided to be both commercial and racist.

Also, the Gentlemen Chimpanzees gift you with six things to do this week that will allow you to regrow the brain cells destroyed watching a fucking football game.

Which has a more important place in the world: the 53rd Annual Super Bowl or the 53rd Anniversary of Don Hall on the planet? Even larger than that answer are the five things Old Man Hall has learned during the year that the NFL decided to be both commercial and racist.

Also, the Gentlemen Chimpanzees gift you with six things to do this week that will allow you to regrow the brain cells destroyed watching a fucking football game.

Just like the rest of the country, the bizarre thought experiment heretofore known as the Smirking Kid and The Indian, Don and David weave into and out of the details of that viral moment, David’s decision to wade into the Woke pool for a moment, the derailing of American journalism by the internet, and the duality of human sin.

Also, six pieces of homework because you don’t know how to do the research for yourself so we do it for you. You’re welcome, America.

Just like the rest of the country, the bizarre thought experiment heretofore known as the Smirking Kid and The Indian, Don and David weave into and out of the details of that viral moment, David’s decision to wade into the Woke pool for a moment, the derailing of American journalism by the internet, and the duality of human sin.

Also, six pieces of homework because you don’t know how to do the research for yourself so we do it for you. You’re welcome, America.

Yep. Here’s the episode you’ve been waiting for. The two middle-aged white guys hold court on all that is wrong with the Rage Profiteers of “The Woke.” David struggles with the fact that Katie thinks he is a racist misogynist, Don struggles with the fact that he used to feel he was pretty far left but it turns out he’s more centrist than he likes. Not your full-on David Brooks moment but two straight white males diving into the confusion of being a SWM in rapidly evolving times.

Plus six things to watch, read or listen to because after listening to this nonsense, you might need something substantive to refill your brain.

Yep. Here’s the episode you’ve been waiting for. The two middle-aged white guys hold court on all that is wrong with the Rage Profiteers of “The Woke.” David struggles with the fact that Katie thinks he is a racist misogynist, Don struggles with the fact that he used to feel he was pretty far left but it turns out he’s more centrist than he likes. Not your full-on David Brooks moment but two straight white males diving into the confusion of being a SWM in rapidly evolving times.

Plus six things to watch, read or listen to because after listening to this nonsense, you might need something substantive to refill your brain.

We’re two weeks into 2019 and it looks an awful lot like 2018 — what gives? Today’s episode follows the apes as they discuss topics that include the rage caused by malfunctioning technology, whether or not Louis C.K. is actually “punching down” and the nature of comedy in evolving times, and is politics supposed to be so entertaining?

As always, six activities for you (lots of sedentary watching on this one) to distract you just enough during the week to pretend that your world is not burning down like a seven-pound pile of monkey shit lit on fire with the Constitution as kindling.