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I play chill, but deep down I’m the cheesiest hopeless romantic. Seeing people in love gives me a natural high that I never want to come down from.

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I feel like a lot of my fellow sisters are using porn as a template for what sex is supposed to be. In case no one told, it’s not love. It’s not. It can be used as a point of reference to some degree (and I say this very loosely), but it most certainly is NOT a step by step ‘How To’ manual.

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What’s not to love about food though? Please don’t invite me if there isn’t food, or if you have no intention of feeding me. Nothing is better than a Stoner concoction of whatever. It slaps every time!

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Interpret the title as you see fit my Stoner friends.

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I think I can speak for all migraine sufferers when I say that migraines can go back to the fiery pits of hell from whence it came! Am I right? Or am I right?

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Like wtf is vertigo anyway? Like what fresh hell is this?! So at random my body gets to act like it’s drunk without any of the fun parts? Disrespectful!

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This particular episode is for the ladies. You can listen if you want to men, just know it’s at your own expense… Now that the disclaimer is out, let’s talk. Ladies it’s Shark Week, how do you deal? Rest assured I’m not doing well. Not one f@&$ing bit!

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How do we feel about fellatio? Do we love it? Do we hate it? Is it a means to an end or what? Frankly, I love it! Tune in to hear my thoughts on the matter.