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Yup! That's exactly what my podcast is about - pee and appliances. If you have a weak disposition please refrain from listening to this week's episode. 

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So I cut myself shaving... Needless to say I'm not impressed with myself. 

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For those who understand that not every day will be a high energy day. 

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I am being savagely attacked by my female reproductive organs. I... I think this might be the month I don't make it. I'm not quite sure what's worse at this point. My insides, or the list of stoner related bloopers I've had today alone. Only time will tell I guess, or maybe you guys can be the judge?

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Tuesday was officially my last day at work due to Ontario being shut down... AGAIN. So, I did what any normal person would do - I got shit faced and nearly killed myself with alcohol poisoning. It took all of Wednesday to recover. I regret nothing.

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I’ve recently discovered that I don’t want to be in a relationship right now. I want attention and great cunnilingus, followed up by analingus. This is my reality. I regret nothing!

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I fucked up and completely forgot to upload last week’s episode. My bad guys. This episode is a follow up from my Story Time episode. No we didn’t fight, nothing crazy happened. So if you’re looking for that kind of drama I ain’t got it. 

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 Nothing sobers you up, or dries out some pussy faster than an insecure bird bitch accusing you of wanting her man. BITCH! No one wants your fuckin man except you! Me!?! The woman whose been single for YEARS. Faack owf mate! Yuck!

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Would you pay for sex? If you had the funds to be able to pay to play, would you? Could you?  I'm down. Why the fuck not? I'm curious to know what you all think about it.

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You I had to come back with an update on my horse hooves. They have been dealt with and are back to human form. All jokes aside, I gotta do better.