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I had no idea how bad my feet were. I promise to never let them get like this again! Sweet baby Jesus these joints are fuckin mangled!!

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I think the title is pretty self explanatory, don’t you?

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Another variant... Grrrreat. I'm so ready for the aliens to abduct me like those people from that Unsolved Mysteries show. If I'm being honest, it's winter. I wasn't planning on leaving my house that much in the first fuckin place. I'm not built for outside in  the winter.

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Question. Could you survive years in jail and/or prison? I’d like to think that I could. The reality is that I’m not built for that life.

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It popped into my head, and I thought I might make an episode out of it. It made sense at the time.

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I absolutely HATE moving. No more, never again. This episode I’m merely ranting about how much I detest moving. I just moved and until I get my spot fully furnished there will be an echo, please bear with me.

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Look guys, I’m actually talking about pooping. So if you have a weak disposition please do yourself a favour and don’t listen. It’s all about the poops today.

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There has been a lot going on behind the scenes. I’m grateful to see the positive changes in my mental health, and personal development. Who knew that all it would take was for my building to catch fire and a pandemic to cause a shift for the better?

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I just discovered my voice, and ion like dat! Let’s talk about it over some high grade.

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We do what we must to look good. I am currently dying a slow death via gym equipment.