Amber and Sean talk about the desperate need for human connection, witchcraft, Celtic holidays, and how a dramaturge differs from a necromancer.

Music: "Outlandos" by Jeffery Everhart

Jamie gets stuck at work last minute, and Joe is still out of town, so Sean and Amber contemplate the weakness of ankles, what makes the front row the front row, and the bizarre sexual proclivities of William Burroughs.

Music: "Stole The Rhyme" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops

Joe and Jamie are still A.W.O.L., so Amber and Sean ponder the death of Rick (the 76-year-old who runs marathons), Amazon's bizarre proclivity for German subtitling, and whether or not to rename the show Extremely Wiggly and Incredibly Amorphous.

Music: "When It Rains II" by Jeffery Everhart

Joe is out of town, Amber is out of commission, and Jamie is out to lunch, so Sean is out of control. He talks Russian roulette, dumbwaiters, the significance of one cockroach, and the deep and abiding love an 8th grade math class can have for the music of Biz Markie.

Down two regulars and with no substitutions, Amber and Sean contemplate Newton's laws of motion in the Fast and Furious universe, why more popcorn costs less and less popcorn, more, and what to do when your portable list of dreams and desires gets shredded in the wash.

Music: "She's Leavin'" and "Taste It" by Jeffery Everhart

Sean and Amber, lonely as ever without Joe and Jamie, discuss Ned McGell's Whiskey and Tacos, the human impulse to speculate, and how you can't read anybody on Zoom.

Music: "Reach Out and Grab Ya" & "Coffee Or Soda" by Jake McKelvie & The Countertops

This week on a depleted but still monstrously vigorous Long Shot, Sean and Amber get into doggy daycare, puppy parties, and fast and furious fire code violations.

Music: "Thanks Bro" and "Piece Of Shit" by Jeffery Everhart

The LoShoPo Crew Minus Two contemplate an all-girls' 24 hours (complete with sage), the accuracy of astrology, the necessity of persistence, and what makes a garden a garden.

Music: "Denny's Parma" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops

With Amber away on a spiritual retreat (not really, but could happen) and Joe still set adrift on memory bliss, Sean and Jamie are left to contemplate Wally Pipp's career, Mare of Easttown, and what it's like to think of yourself as a pretty good (but still unproven) whistler.

Music: "Me and My Penis" & "Sweet Louise Reprise" by Jeffery Everhart

Amber and Sean discuss the best weapons to use in a pit fight, an imaginary Barbra Streisand encounter, and what would happen if Ernst Stavro Blofeld had a chicken instead of a cat.

Music: "Stairway" by Jake McKelvie & The Countertops