The Lo Sho (Slow) Pos almost scarf an unscarfable, figure out who The Overlord is (with the help of a book titled The Farts of Warts), and repeatedly get rejected by dogs.

The Long Shot Compadres create inside jokes, understand that human beings say mean things to each other, and desperately attempt to fit ten pounds of shit into a ten pound bag.

The Long Shoteadors re-explore Joe's relationship with his aunt and grandmother, play pool at a Savage pool party (not with Savage), and contemplate the ethereally visceral beauty of lambscapes.

This week the Long Shotissimos debate cardboard laptops, hotdog volcanos, Aleppo Buca di Beppo, and the indisputable fact that Jesus was dope.

In their first bilingual podcast, Los Podcasters de Tiro Largo chat about Dracula's dog, welcome Shimway, and try to decide whether Jamie Flam is the Ted Cruz of comedy (in terms of travel, not charisma).

With Amber away on assignment and Jamie lost yet again in the torpor of Valentine's Day, Joe and Sean welcome back the Bitter Buddha (Eddie Pepitone) for an exploration of the Cecil Hotel's location vis a vis Joe's apartment, the privileges inherent in rooftop access, and the vast cognitive dissonance between commercials and reality.

The Long Shot Bunch practice Lion's Breath, mime goosebumps, know a Tik Tok podiatrist who grills with his Dad (the absolute delight of millions of Tik Tok viewers!), investigate wallpaper on Pinterest, and generally have a grand old time. Also, the Flam abides.

The Long Shotaholics give everything their best John Candy while dodging the long arm of the law, invent thumbles (which turn out to be very similar to the similar-sounding "thimbles"), and get to pet a dog for the first time in quite a while. Join them.

The Long Shotniks put on a newscaster amount of makeup, feel all the things up to and including disdain for the expression "feel all the things" and the people who use it, and eat some nasty-ass pancakes.

The LoShowers put the "lit" in politics, Jamie makes his new lamp the centerpiece of his domicile, and absolutely NAILS a "Yes and...," and things are Heating up with Duncan Robinson (who doesn't know that, and wouldn't care if he did).