Jamieless, Joeless, but as ever never joyless, Sean and Amber perform thought experiments, describe what it's like to be the tallest person who's still too short to get on the ride, and reflect yet again on the wonders of Good Will Hunting.

Music: "Bad TV Theme Song" by Jeffery Everhart

Hand down man down, the Long Shotters contemplate returning to normalcy, the pointlessness of existence, and the colors of a couch when the light hits just right, bro.

Music: Mid-break "Dry Cleaner" End "Planned Obsolescence" by Jake McKelvie & The Countertops

Jamie-less, Joe-less, but ever joyful, Sean and Amber soldier on (and on and on...) about  seeing the Cinerama Dome in a movie you are seeing at the Cinerama Dome, Smudgy's full class schedule, the difficulty of avoiding get-togethers three hundred feet away, what the podcast is really about, and when the aliens will be using us for food.Plus, some listener mail!

Music: "The Tree Men" by Green Apple Cat (aka Scott Waterhouse)

The Long Shots contemplate epiphanies, the memorization of PowerPoint scripts, and the specificity of a Fucktown rug.

Music: "Come On Come On" by Jeffery Everhart

Sans Joe and Jamie, Sean and Amber manage to discuss magic tricks, the fxxking annxxxxnxx of xbscxnxtx, and the objective superiority of New York pizza(zzzz...).

Music: "Eat Around The Pudding" by Jake McKelvie & The Countertops

The Long Shots consider getting to the airport expeditiously, the disposability of pee pads, and knowing every joke on the internet. Then, they're joined by Hawaii's own Frank Pulaski, who celebrates his birthday by sharing a nugget (not a boba, decidedly not a boba!) of wisdom.

Music: "Not Sure" by Green Apple Cat (aka Scott Waterhouse)

The Long Shots are joined by former producer, old pal, podcaster, and hiker Andrew Steven to discuss his new podcast, Trail Weight. They also discuss movies they haven't seen, and Amber's new best friend. His name is Smudgy.

Music: "2001" by Jeffery Everhart

The Long Shot Clique investigates the classic Bateman wink take, how far men will go not to go to therapy (far!), and what's wrong with the government, and also they read some mail.

Music: "Cribbage Champs" by Jake McKelvie & the Countertops

The Whole Crew explores the wonders of Waze, experiences a panic attack in Larchmont, rides the proverbial and literal pine, and doesn't like popping anything except that ass (a commonly used expression).

Music: "The Charismatic Slug" by Green Apple Cat (aka Scott Waterhouse)

While Joe and Jamie are gallivanting all over town (for secular and religious reasons), Amber and Sean talk about Training Day, check in on Dave, and can't wait to vote Mitch out.

Music: Bad Funk by Jeffery Everhart (1995)