THE LOUDEST PODCAST

Last week, I spoke to Metal Gear Continuity Expert Drivershaft. I learned about ALL the snakes, even the fake snakes who AREN'T snakes, and I THOUGHT I knew all about the snakes!

But THEN...a guy named Merlot Williams contacted me and said Drivershaft didn't know SHIT about Metal Gear, and HE, Merlot Williams, would set me straight!

WHO KNOWS THE MOST ABOUT METAL GEAR?! Vote!

http://www.strawpoll.me/17020253

We're in the endgame now. Asterios quit the podcast after the edgier videos of my past resurfaced on his YouTube recommended feed. Meanwhile, Andy Signore reacts to the new Avengers trailer, the degradation of Naruto's themes continues to disappoint fans years later, and the screenwriter of Shrek said the N word.

Your hosts:Asterios Kokkinos ► https://twitter.com/asteriosMumkey Jones ► https://www.instagram.com/mumkeyjonestv/

Send emails and voicemails to [email protected] by means of https://vocaroo.com

Patreon:Asterios ► https://www.patreon.com/asteriosMumkey ► https://www.patreon.com/mumkey

A podcast to surpass Metal Gear!

There, that's pretty much all I know about this game. That, and he hides under a cardboard box, and that he did that in Smash Brothers, and it was cute. But it's about time I get hip to this Snake-man and his neverending war against-or-for communism in the 1970's. So I sit down with Patreon supporter and Metal Gear expert "Drivershaft" to finally learn enough to fake a conversation!

As a bonus, here's clips of me dying during Metal Gear: Ground Zeroes

https://clips.twitch.tv/DeadNiceAnteaterHumbleLife

https://clips.twitch.tv/PiercingBoxyOrangeOMGScoots

https://clips.twitch.tv/PluckyTallToothStrawBeary

https://clips.twitch.tv/NeighborlyAbrasiveSaladBloodTrail

VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALoZg8yl_Gg

 

Lawsuits, lawsuits, lawsuits! The hot new trend adored by Boomers and Zoomers alike! This week we obsess over some of the hottest ongoing lawsuits of the year, including lawsuits against Mumkey, lawsuits against Asterios, hilarious updates to the Andy Signore lawsuit, and much more!   

 

Your hosts: 

Asterios Kokkinos ► https://twitter.com/asterios 

Mumkey Jones ► https://www.instagram.com/mumkeyjonestv/  

 

Patreon: 

Asterios ► https://www.patreon.com/asterios 

Mumkey ► https://www.patreon.com/mumkey 

 

Send emails and voicemails to [email protected] by means of https://vocaroo.com

This week, we discuss the crypto crash, Asterios' awful alarm clock, The Good Doctor, mailed-in-a-box meats, MadBondz, drug addictions, McDonalds cups, and...PORGS-GIVING! 

Art by the amazing Magi. They did it for free just to be cool, so please follow them at @magipicsandsuch on Twitter!

This week on BOOMER vs ZOOMER we take a cringe walk down memory lane as Mumkey recalls some of his most regretful years. Meanwhile, Mumkey's Grandma calls in with some important life updates, Asterios gives his hot take on Ryan Reynolds playing Detective Pikachu, and Mumkey does his best Asterios impression.Your hosts:Asterios Kokkinos ► https://twitter.com/asteriosMumkey Jones ► https://www.instagram.com/mumkeyjonestv/VOTE:Did the trailer make you more or less excited to see Detective Pikachu? ►https://www.strawpoll.me/16856807Send emails and voicemails to [email protected] by means of https://vocaroo.comPatreon:Asterios ► https://www.patreon.com/asteriosMumkey ► https://www.patreon.com/mumkey

Hey, our 4th PPV in a month. This doesn't feel like work to follow, that's for sure! We break down the Survivor Series card, Eric reminisces about the Miz's old face turn, and I pitch a surefire way to fix Auska's booking that the WWE will NEVER do. Enjoy!

VIDJEO! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybtjqeDocA4

What's up Boomers, Zoomers, and Groomers alike? It's episode 5 of your favorite podcast to feature a boomer and a zoomer--BOOMER vs ZOOMER! This week we address the serious allegations that Asterios is a groomer, Asterios tells the tale of how he saved a rare Chinese duck, and Mumkey feels a spiritual connection to Dan Schneider's carnal desires. Also I'm pretty sure this is the first episode where we don't mention Andy Signore, but maybe I just missed it.

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Your hosts:

Asterios Kokkinos ► https://twitter.com/asterios

Mumkey Jones ► https://www.instagram.com/mumkeyjonestv/

VOTE: Which song should be the theme song next week? ► https://www.strawpoll.me/16814689

Send emails and voicemails to [email protected] by means of https://vocaroo.com

Patreon:

Asterios ► https://www.patreon.com/asterios

Mumkey ► https://www.patreon.com/mumkey

What to eat when you're high, how to get a fake ID, and more kid's questions are discussed SATIRICALLY with SATIRE this episode.

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"Producer" Jesse here! You may have noticed the quotes around the word "Producer". Some might see this as an attempt to legally distance myself from the advice given in this episode, but I assure you that I never had anything to do with this podcast in the first place so the observation's moot.

But as a curious, unaffiliated observer, I'll outline some of the highlights:

01:34 - A kid asks about which snacks to pair with marijuana (an ILLEGAL DRUG). The hosts, who's names I think are Asterios and Sriracha, don't even try to persuade him to change his ways. Instead, they share the foods that they eat while under the influence.

12:30 - Sriracha presents a challenge to our their listeners - which includes impressionable teens - to insert sparkling water into their anus and report back.

13:56 - A teen asks how to get a fake ID. No comment.

26:39 - David from Wisconsin, 17 asks how to pick a college. An innocent question, which is unfortunately met with more unbecoming advice to prioritize partying over education.

There's a lot of other content but I'm going to stop there. My verdict? No teens should ever listen to this show. It is dangerous, reckless, and could potentially even kill a kid someday. In fact, they should just call the podcast that! Asterios Kills a Kid!

If you're a kid reading this, please, turn to the light. Don't submit a question on their website and don't call their voicemail at (347) 705-7617. It's never too late to repent.

Welcome to episode 77 of Biggest Boomer in the Zoomiverse.

Unfortunately Asterios couldn't make it this week because I saw him leave a wedding with my ex girlfriend, but we've got famed satirist and host of The Dick Show DICK MASTERSON here to take his place as a Boomer expert. This week we discuss Andy Signore for the first time ever, Asterios and Mumkey fondly recall the time their girlfriends made out, and Dick lists the Top 10 reasons why you should check out a website called MEATSPIN.

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VOTE: Who is the Screen Junkie-est? ► https://www.strawpoll.me/16766503 

Your hosts:

Asterios Kokkinos ► https://twitter.com/asterios

Mumkey Jones ► https://www.instagram.com/mumkeyjonestv/

Dick Masterson ► https://thedickshow.com/

 

Send emails and voicemails to [email protected] by means of https://vocaroo.com

Patreon: Asterios ► https://www.patreon.com/asterios

Mumkey ► https://www.patreon.com/mumkey

Dick ► https://www.patreon.com/thedickshow