Sirancha gets some fuzzy new pets.

Asterios thanks his various "guys."

And Judge WeezerFan420 presides over...

...THE TROLL TRIAL.

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Sirancha drunk drives the Millennium Falcon.

Asterios stands up for Dwight Schrute.

And what's the better alcoholic milk: blue or green?

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Sirancha's mom engages in Christmas gift oneupsmanship.

Asterios' mom sends our hosts to the Galaxy's Edge.

And chocolate milk eases mee maw to the great beyond.

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Asterios pulls on Garfield's potato tail.

Sirancha demands more birds in her children's movies.

And is the McChicken the key to everything?

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Sirancha ruins Santacon.

Asterios snaps into a Slim Jim.

And introducing: Mashed Potate, the drywall-eating Christmas porg.

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Sirancha embarks on a new career.

Asterios coins several pornographic phrases.

And Adam Neumann hands out tequila shots at the worst possible time.

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Sirancha issues a grave warning to tweens.

Asterios gets dunked on by his shitposting niece.

And HOW many turkeys were stolen this thanksgiving?

Sirancha does the "Mayo Pete" dance.

Asterios pitches his services to the Saudi Arabian government.

And Wumpus gets a new attitude!

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Sirancha wonders if we're the a**holes.

Asterios wonders if we're the a**holes.

And you will wonder:

...are YOU the a**hole?

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