We're on tour this week, so enjoy this episode from our PATREON EXCLUSIVE D&D campaign, "The One Woman Party."

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Sirancha joins the war in Indonesia. 

Asterios overcomplicates the search for her replacement. 

And fuck you, Boingo.

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Upcoming Tour Dates:

Chicago 8/22

Detroit 8/23

Toronto 8/24

Montreal 8/25

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Sirancha and I were on the road all last week, so here's a special live show we taped back in June. I'm really proud of this one – it's my favorite show of the tour so far.

Asterios calls a drug dealer something offensively inoffensive.

Sirancha spits fire about Forever 21.

And fans of JoJo's Bizzare A#venture get a sneak peak at the new season.

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Asterios dreams of edible slimes.

Sirancha rails against drive-thru boomers.

And "Ranchsterios" is born. Then, quickly dies.

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Upcoming Tour Dates:

Orlando 7/26

Miami 7/27

Houston 8/2

Austin 8/3

Chicago 8/22

Detroit 8/23

Toronto 8/24

Montreal 8/25

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Sirancha goes off on "Karen."

Who is NOT Nathen Mazri.

(She just types, sounds, and acts like Nathen Mazri.)

#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY

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