Once again:

We get to none of the topics we had planned.

#BlameSirancha

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Sirancha reads a book from a promising new author.

Asterios extols the virtues of The Big Bang Theory.

And god help JJ if there are no porgs in Episode IX...

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Sirancha reveals the worst thing she's ever heard.

Asterios mansplains McDonalds to Sirancha, a former McDonalds employee.

It's the second worst thing she's ever heard. 

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Sirancha talks about GarfieldEATS.

Sirancha talks about GarfieldEATS. 

And Sirancha talks about...GarfieldEATS. 

#LOUDEQUALSFUNNY

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Sirancha wants better porn for women.

Asterios has a few ideas.

Sirancha hates them.

Asterios reveals the terrifying secret of McDonalds All Day Breakfast.

Sirancha is astounded at the longevity of Wendy.

(Wendy from "Survivor," not Wendy's from Wendy's.)

(Who we also love.)

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Sirancha loves Cilantro.

Asterios hates ASMR.

And Tallard sees...beyond the veil.

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Sirancha is enraged at this year's Survivor twist.

Asterios opens a very emotional gift.

And both want you to play Tiny Bird Garden.

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The kids want their heroin.

It's our job to...help?

And: Asterios plays a dangerous game of Would You Rather.

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