Sirancha wants better porn for women.

Asterios has a few ideas.

Sirancha hates them.

Asterios reveals the terrifying secret of McDonalds All Day Breakfast.

Sirancha is astounded at the longevity of Wendy.

(Wendy from "Survivor," not Wendy's from Wendy's.)

(Who we also love.)

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Sirancha loves Cilantro.

Asterios hates ASMR.

And Tallard sees...beyond the veil.

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Sirancha is enraged at this year's Survivor twist.

Asterios opens a very emotional gift.

And both want you to play Tiny Bird Garden.

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The kids want their heroin.

It's our job to...help?

And: Asterios plays a dangerous game of Would You Rather.

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Sirancha hates Chewbacca.

Asterios hates Bambi.

And our lovely callers hate making sense.

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Sirancha has some sharp opinions on the Shaggy meme. 

Asterios insists Porg Chatter isn't dead. 

And a pornographic comic book featuring our hosts gets some story notes. 

IT'S THE FIRST EPISODE OF THE LOUDEST PODCAST!

THE LOUDEST PODCAST ON THE INTERNET.

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