On this week's THE LOUDEST PODCAST we discuss The Battle of Sanctions.

How bad did Judge Shrugsalot fuck up?

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Sirancha expresses her Pride.

Asterios imagines a porno involving Sheldon's spot.

And both weigh in on poor, sweet Mumkey Jones.

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Welcome to Christory.

A limited series, just for Patre-o's, brought to you by THE LOUDEST PODCAST.

If you do not know who Christine Weston Chandler is, don't worry. Neither does Asterios.

By the end of the series, you'll be a "Christorian" on par with Sirancha herself.

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Asterios channels his inner Nathen.

Sirancha gets real about GarfieldEATS.

You down with E.E.G.? Asterios' new therapist sure is.

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Sirancha Pokèmon GO-es trespassing.

Asterios wants Russell Greer to STOP doing everything.

And we finally review peoples dating profiles, LIVE!

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Once again:

We get to none of the topics we had planned.

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Sirancha reads a book from a promising new author.

Asterios extols the virtues of The Big Bang Theory.

And god help JJ if there are no porgs in Episode IX...

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