WeezerFan 420 harnesses the power of anime.

Napsy Lev gets way too high.

And Lauz wins a lapdance at a Smash Bros tournament.

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Alec loves Pyrrah. Nostromo loves Lynn. And Sirancha loves when the episode ends so she can get these creepy manchildren out of her apartment.

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Replacement 'Rancha candidates are carefully chosen.

Did we choose...YOU?

Tune in & find out...

Also: we're having meetups this month! Come replace 'rancha LIVE:

#1. Saturday, October 12th @ 1pm EST

Parrot Palooza 2019 @ Bird Paradise

#2. Saturday, October 19th @ 1pm EST

Corn Maze Cafe @ Cherry Crest Adventure Farm

#3. Saturday, October 26th @ 1pm EST

International Replacement 'Rancha Day

Sirancha takes us to Charm School.

Asterios obsesses over a face tattoo.

And who killed Barbie's mom, who is also Barbie?

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A very sexy doctor gives Asterios very bad news.

Sirancha guesses what's in Jon Arbuckle's Marinara Sauce.

And both play a dangerous meme-based workplace icebreaker...

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Coming to you live from the Lutheran Friends Church in Detroit, Michigan.

Taped August 26th, 2019.

Sirancha drinks a gallon of water for gay rights.

Asterios nearly drowns on air.

And both attend a "Sober" party in Deepest Brooklyn.

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Sirancha tries GarfieldEATS.

Asterios tries GarfieldEATS.

And GarfieldEATS tries to kill us both.

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Sirancha joins the war in Indonesia. 

Asterios overcomplicates the search for her replacement. 

And fuck you, Boingo.

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