The Low Ceiling

A sleepy episode about a sleep inducing work of cinema art. Inferno marks the likely end of the Robert Langdon trilogy so naturally we talk about how having a job cuts into your leisure time, conspiracies perpetrated by Big Condom, and whether Robert Langdon is an inbox-zero type of guy. This film proves that the WHO killed JFK so it's important to listen.

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Angels & Demons is the second film in the Symbols n' Sh*t trilogy, or as we like to call it: Conclave for alphas. We talk about our viewing experiences of Babygirl and A Complete Unknown and Jon gives his Uncharted 2 update and then pitches his new TV idea, The Swiss Guard. Listen in as we break down the most dangerous film in Samoa.

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The DaVinci Code? What is it? Who is it? Does it involve censoring the X-rated version of The Last Supper and Paul Bettany's tiny butt? Yes, to all those things! We recap Nosferatu, starring Kraven the Hunter, and then Pri reiterates her stance on not reading (because she can't) and age-gap relationship dynamics. Jon gives his Uncharted update before we dive into respectful impressions of the great humourists of our time: the French.

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They're smokin' the aces! Where are you from? Finally! We cover Smokin' Aces, a favourite of luminary Terrence Malick and normal, fairly lame guy Jon. We recount our experience with Kraven the Hunter, talk about Celine Dion doing card magic, and explain how this film was a huge influence on War Horse.

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Happy 100th episode! Join us as we rank the top 100 Quebec (?!) films of all time.

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Death Becomes Her! A movie about a love triangle of freaks and Bruce Willis with hair. First, we talk about the straightest, most virile movie, Gladiator 2 and our super masculine viewing experience of it. Then we discuss divisive topics like Meryl Streep being a good actress and then Pri insults all our listeners who may be komodo dragons.

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Happy Holidays! As a respite from your horrible relatives we break down the only British film worth talking about, Love Actually. The ensemble cast stars Keira Knightley, Liam Neeson, Alan Rickman, and Hillary Clinton's wig. We discuss jokes that haven't aged well (and make a few ourselves) and the two Richard Curtii struggling for dominance inside Britain's most iconic rom-com writer. Then Pri ruins the holidays by asserting that Severus Snape was a Parseltongue and it's embarrassing.

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To celebrate the release of Mufasa, we cover The (live action) Lion King by the dude who was Chef. Pri confesses her attraction to a rug then we talk about ugly animals and Guillermo Del Toro's stop-motion animation remake of Titanic.

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An episode that starts with Pri trying to burn down the studio before we talk about our viewing experiences of Rebel Ridge, Blitz, and Anora. Then, we talk about a movie starring fellow high-performance athletes, the fireman's calendar of casts (also Ben Affleck), Triple Frontier, to celebrate JC Chandor's upcoming Kraven the Hunter.

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Schrader is back with a film bizarrely titled Oh Canada. Pazuzu possessed Jon's sinuses for this episode, so he's extra sniffly while we talk about Paul Schrader's Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist, a movie so good they had to make it twice. We discuss the turbulent post-production of the movie, Gabriel Mann's bravura performance getting his neck broken by Brian Cox in The Bourne Supremacy, and ask the all important question: What are the Flemish?

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