The ManBuyCow Podcast

Giant ant creatures from outer-space have invaded the Earth and enslaved humanity. Fortunately, there is a resistance - led by Uncle Dennis Quaid. But who can be trusted? And who will give in to temptation and join the InformAnts?

Uncle Dennis Quaid arrives from the future with a warning: it's rubbish there. So Rufus & Howard devise a plan to make the future world a nicer place.

After the local church burns down in mysterious circumstances, Rufus & Howard host the church fete in their back garden. There's hot carrots to eat, goldfish to whack, and a hungry bear to tame. What could possibly go wrong?

Howard has a date. And since he's never been on one before, Rufus helps him practise. Find out what Howard would do on his perfect day, what Rufus would ask a crystal ball, and who God would invite to dinner.

Rufus & Howard have been burgled! Now, all they have left are some magic beans. Should they try to sell them? Or would it be better to swap them for something edible?

Rufus & Howard haven't been able to find anything since Great Aunty Beatrix died. So they take a day-trip to Hell to talk to her.

Rufus accidentally invents a time phone, then gets a call from the future to warn him of... what? To find out, Rufus & Howard will have to dial every number that has ever existed.

Treason! The British Royal Family. They had it all - the jewels, the titles, the palaces. But now all they have is one chance to live. Because on the most popular show in TV history - only one can survive.

Meet Rufus & Howard. Rufus is an English teacher with a degree in literature. Howard is an unemployed idiot. One of them spent their entire childhood writing stories and scripts... Unfortunately, it was Howard.

Welcome to The Worst Writer in the World; a comedy storytelling podcast in which Rufus attempts to read everything that Howard wrote, while Howard listens and feels increasingly ashamed. Together, they'll probe the plot holes, interrogate the inconsistencies, and use their adult brains to fix the many problems with Young Howard's work. So that maybe one day, Howard will no longer be known as: The Worst Writer in the World.

Listen at comedy.co.uk/podcasts