Richard Herring: Ally and Herring's Twitch of Fun

Richard Herring: Ally and Herring's Twitch of Fun episodes:

• 05.16.2024

  Episode 98 - There is a Green Hill Far Away

  An unexpected Wednesday Twitch of Fun from an overly tired Richard Herring, but those are usually the worst and thus the best ones. Ally and Herring discuss walking in Noel Edmonds' shoes, whether the Queen has a furry muff, why...

  
• 02.16.2024

  Episode 97 - Yo Momma

  Richard has had a gig cancelled due to flooding but Bedford's loss is your probably loss as well as you spend nearly an hour of your life in the company of him and a piece of Victorian papier mache. Ally...

  
• 02.09.2024

  Episode 96 - The Big C

  You thought we'd gone away, but we're getting to 100 if it kills us and then 1000 and won't stop until everyone on the planet earth is watching. Plus God. In this extended tribute to our King, like all other...

  
• 01.19.2024

  Episode 95 - Sit On It, Carter

  Twitch of Fun is back for 2024 and Rich doesn't seem very happy about it. Has this really been going for four flicking years? God. The team chat about Rwanda, double fisting, dental improvement, various Royal lies and liars, a...

  
• 12.15.2023

  Episode 94 - Whither Turquoise?

  There's a new host for the show and they're going to scare your pants off (as if you had any pants on to start with), but in a show beset by technical difficulties, interruptions and parental exhaustion things never quite...

  
• 12.08.2023

  Episode 93 - Bi-sexual Bumming Bifurcated Badgers

  There's plenty of incident in this week's show including an extended set by Victorian Ghost Child, only ended by a flood and then Ally and Herring talk about stopping the boats, Russian votes, scanning teenage porn users, pissing in lay-bys,...

  
• 12.01.2023

  Episode 92 - Brian Blessed's Battery Beret

  Twitch of Fun is back and there are no children spoiling (improving) it. It's just Ally Darling and Richy Sweetie and the Birthday Donkey and the death throes of a wasp. The pair talk about celebrity deaths, Dutch Pancakes, lying...

  
• 10.27.2023

  Episode 91 - Man-nequin

  Twitch of Fun is back and there's a double pitch invasion this time, but soon Rich restores order to discuss a year of Richie Sunaq, if you can fire Richard Madeley for doing his job, the moon on holiday, how...

  
• 10.13.2023

  Episode 90 - Cat in the Wardrobe

  This doesn't happen on Channel 5 (I expect, don't watch it) but the first 10 mins of the show was not broadcast - but it's here for you now. And the show is then interrupted later for a family emergency....

  
• 09.29.2023

  Episode 89 - Just The Two of Us

  It's back. Staggering it's way back into existence with a host who doesn't even remember that Henry the Hippo existed. For now it's just Ally and Herring (with some interventions from the younger Herring and a phallic carrot - should...

  
• 05.26.2023

  Episode 88 - Rofl

  With a once friendly partnership turning nasty, there may be big changes on Twitch of Fun, but the cast are contracted to appear one more time before the traditional summer break. Terry fondly remembers a fallen comrade, Henry the Hippo...

  
• 05.19.2023

  Episode 87 - Boobs

  A tired Richard Herring attempts to do a topical news story, but is not only sabotaged by puppets but also by doubts about the whole project and then technical gremlins until he just gives up. Maybe this will be his...

  
• 05.05.2023

  Episode 86 - Four Chocolate Fingers

  A new character brings the possibility of refinement to the show. But don't worry, even if this is a simulation being run an infinite number of times, this show will never be refined. We chat about Coronation Oaths, Trios with...

  
• 04.28.2023

  Episode 85 - American Pie

  Despite Terry's best efforts, it's a cavalcade of hecklers to start the show, but order is eventually restored and subjects include a possible new opera, Prince Charles' Coronation surprise, a terrible surprise in someone's ear, the awful journalism of the...

  
• 04.21.2023

  Episode 84 - Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly

  Richard continues to be edged out of his own show by his own sentient gametes and is also unable to keep up with the thought processes of a 131 year old inanimate bit of papier mache, that should, by all...

  
• 04.14.2023

  Episode 83 - Russian Invasion

  The Fluffy Rabbit show continues with Richard outsmarted and out joked by the Victorian Ghost Child at every turn. He's still a bit ill, but Ally ups his game again as they discuss the new sitcom King Mother, how tightly...

  
• 03.31.2023

  Episode 82 - Spunky Skunk

  Richard has been ill for a month and truth be told he's not really better, but luckily Fluffy Rabbit and Ally take up the strain and double their workload to make up for his stilted brain. The chat revolves around...

  
• 02.24.2023

  Episode 81 - Impure Imagination

  Twitch Of Fun is back for a new series and we can promise you a cast of all new characters. We can promise that, but we might not deliver it. Ally is in fine and filthy form as they discuss...

  
• 12.09.2022

  Episode 80 - Ally the Red-Nosed Puppet

  Rich and Ally take to the air to try and drum up support for their eBay items and it's a veritable flurry of excitement as the prices go through the roof LIVE on air! It's a tired end to the...

  
• 11.25.2022

  Episode 79 - Tom Cruise's Chopper

  Ally owes the Victorian Ghost Child an apology. Ally and Rich discuss passports, the new Queen, Jenny Agutter's fine acting, a big fish, a big bum and an old cat. Prince Andrew performs a musical about himself and Sibyl makes...

  
• 11.18.2022

  Episode 78 - J****** C***

  The Victorian Ghost Child has had a taste of success and it's going to be hard to shake her off, but she's still comfortably the most accomplished thing in the show, Rich and Ally discuss the resurrection of Neighbours, pornographic...

  
• 11.04.2022

  Episode 77 - Diana's Hand

  Episode 77 - Diana's Hand. It's turning into the Victorian Ghost show, which means there is a danger of things actually being funny. But Rich and Ally discuss the nerve endings in a clitoris, whether you are beholden to agree...

  
• 10.14.2022

  Episode 76 - Crap on Cereal

  Richard is back and his very own Matthew Corbett is trying to steal focus, but he soon has things back on track with a very tired attempt at looking at the days news which includes whether Jimmy Carr is better...

  
• 10.07.2022

  Episode 75 - Detty Doo is Doin the Do

  Rich is keen for Ally to stop doing the bawdy songs of the Victorian era that will surely get them cancelled and tries to move things into the political - rather than the genital - region. He has limited success....

  
• 09.30.2022

  Episode 74 - Morlock Cyclops with the Eye of Sauron

  Rich is flying high - he's back on the telly and he's got a book coming out, so he's doing this thing alone. No props. Which is very handy. He talks about water on Mars and Motorhead murderers. Plus unusual...

  
• 09.29.2022

  Episode 73 - Danny Dyer's Crayons

  It's another LIVE show in front of an audience of absolute idiots. The kind of people who would cheer a Marmite Lid. Rich has just performed an emotional hour of scripted stand-up about his testicular cancer, so what would be...

  
• 09.16.2022

  Episode 72 - Dog Groomer

  It's been a difficult time for us all this week, but we finally hear what the Duke of York has to say about it all. Also Ally explains why some hand holding is unacceptable and other hand holding is fine,...

  
• 09.09.2022

  Episode 71 - God Save The King

  In a solemn Twitch of Fun recorded at 8pm on the 8th September 2022, the darkest day in UK history, we reflect on the life of an amazing woman, plus why you shouldn't hold in farts, living in a 170km...

  
• 09.02.2022

  Episode 70 - Nude

  Twitch of Fun #70 - Nude. Richard and his puppet pals are back from their holidays and trying to remember how everything works. Unfortunately for us they more or less manage it, although they need to resort to a tiny...

  
• 07.22.2022

  Episode 69 - Goodnight Sweethearts

  It's the end of the current series of Twitch of Fun and what a number to go out on! But will we return or will Richard finally have made the breakthrough to proper TV. That's right TV. Which has ten...

  
• 07.08.2022

  Episode 68 - Modern Girl

  Richard has been taken advantage of by Ian Pizza Express, but at least he now knows the best way to cut up a pepper. He is (eventually) joined by Ally and they discuss Richard's glittering new TV career, whether Rich...

  
• 06.24.2022

  Episode 67 - Sex Mites

  Richard is killing time before the Champion of Champions Taskmaster show airs - has he beaten the odds to win? He and Ally discuss the perverts in our pores, newly single Jerry Hall and soon to be married (?) Olivia...

  
• 06.15.2022

  Episode 66 - Check it! (Live)

  History has been made. Twitch of Fun has gone live, in front of a studio audience, full of countless fans (if you're unable to count over 60). In an impressively unprepared show on a very slow news day, Rich and...

  
• 06.10.2022

  Episode 65 - Peanuts In My Throat

  Rich is back after a week off due to illness and there's lots of exciting robot sex news for him to chow down on, and lots of peanuts. He and Ally discuss what they'd do with a sweaty finger, how...

  
• 05.27.2022

  Episode 64 - Buffering

  Richard is out of the gates and ready for his sideways looks at the news, but wi-fi issues buffer everything up. People watching live get a terrible experience and the disruption takes the wind out of Richard's star sails. The...

  
• 05.20.2022

  Episode 63 - Man on the Roof

  Richard has been booted back to the Thursday night slot by a furious Ian Twitch, but is it better not to be in the harsh light of the mainstream spot? The team chat about Euromillions, penis flowers, a tribute to...

  
• 05.15.2022

  Episode 62 - A Million To One

  Richard is nervous about Twitch Of Fun being moved to the prime time Friday evening slot, but is determined to do the show without the stupid puppets ruining his big break. He talks about moon cress, skewers the Tories with...

  
• 05.06.2022

  Episode 61 - You Get Out What You Putin

  A cock in the BFG and questions over Richard's mental health, plus a clip that will be played on the news and suddenly not seem so funny. Plus THREE jokes and the start of a nuclear war. There's also time...

  
• 04.29.2022

  Episode 60 - How Uranus was Discovered

  Rich makes a pitch to Elon Musk in the hope he might be interested in purchasing another hot internet property. Also on the agenda are watching porn at work, losing the freedom of the city of York and how Right...

  
• 04.22.2022

  Episode 59 - Glankety-Glank

  Twitch of Fun is BACK for an unprecedented third series, but some changes have been made. Who is out and who is in? Will Rich make it into the squad? Ally is on hand to make some slightly out of...

  
• 02.18.2022

  Episode 58 - Biscuit

  A physically and mentally drained Richard Herring is glad to see the end of the second series of Twitch Of Fun (we're taking a break, but as long as Ian Twitch recommissions the show we should be back in a...

  
• 02.04.2022

  Episode 57 - Ally Sloper PM

  Richard isn't in the mood for a sideways look at the news, is he damaging his legacy? Or do you need to first have a legacy to damage it? The puppets are in an unpleasantly frisky mood as they discuss...

  
• 01.21.2022

  Episode 56 - Sybil

  Richard has a sincere apology to make about his Covid lockdown transgressions, but once that's over we're straight into meeting a terrifying new character who is going to kill you in your sleep. Ally and Richard discuss eternal youth, whether...

  
• 12.31.2021

  Episode 55 - Jizz Lane

  Richard tries to go it alone with his novel solution to the Covid crisis and Ally gives him some advice about not bringing his personal problems into the show. But then isn't the show just a product of his problems?...

  
• 12.24.2021

  Episode 54 - Fanta Claus

  It's Christmas so this week is much more impromptu than the usual tightly scripted episodes. There's songs, laughter, rapprochement and an old man lamenting his failing sperm production. Everything you want from Christmas. Plus a proper joke, some Coldplay anecdotes...

  
• 12.17.2021

  Episode 53 - Gusy Gusy Gee

  The gang are all back, with their hilarious take on all the main news stories, including THAT Christmas party, Omicron, deadly otters, swearing Clangers and what politicians like to do with globes. Plus will Prince Andrew ever be able to...

  
• 12.10.2021

  Episode 52 - Cocaine Hippo

  A sleep deprived Richard Herring becomes surprisingly loquacious and doesn't let the puppets get much of a word in edgewise, but if he's going to get back on the TV then he has to go it alone. Topics for discussion...

  
• 12.03.2021

  Episode 51 - Gagy, it's Cold Outside

  Richard and some of his puppets discuss Omicron, Arwen, Meghan, Rees-Mogg, Jizzlane, sex mess and George Michael. Will Ally and Sally get a Christmas number one. And how much would you pay for a RHLSPT Rubik's cube? You can bid...

  
• 11.26.2021

  Episode 50 - Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Down!

  I don't quite know how, but we've got to episode 50 of this show, even though each episode is just exactly the same jokes as last time. Richard has had good news - though his nemesis is upset by it...

  
• 11.19.2021

  Episode 49 - Looking Gack it's so Gizarre

  In possibly the most fluid and strange episode yet Rich accuses an innocent nurse of murder, blames Santa for Covid, chastises Phillip Schofield for not taking penises seriously (like Rich does) and wonders if everyone else in the world is...