Rich and Ally's Craven Newsround

Friday 18th September 2026 - Disgusting Australians. It's the last Newsround of the week and you've barely touched your skad. Rich and Ally cover the story of another Australian athlete who has been excreting bodily fluids every which way including loose. There are some serious allegations made about Herring's sexual preferences, but nothing has been proven. Plus Richard forgets the name of his favourite author. It can't be long now...

Fraternal Grief Can Cloud Reason and Colour Memory - 17/9/26. Rich and Ally bring you the news that you won't have read about in the LSM - Earl Spencer's accusation that the then Prince Charles said Lady Di would be quickly forgotten shortly after her death. As you'd expect we treat this subject with the utmost seriousness and respect, as it only right and proper. So eat you skad and enjoy it.

Weds 16th September 2026 - No Immediate Protocol. Rich and Ally discuss pottery, dead dogs and the impact of our mackerel report, before reporting on another story that the lamestream media won't touch, an athlete pooing themselves during a contest. With a special report from Istanbul and lots of lovely songs. The BAFTA is in the bag. For news obvs.

Friday September 11th 2026 - Tinned Fish Aficionado. The Lame Stream Media is trying to bury today's main news story beneath something that happened a quarter of a century ago and they don't even have the right date. Rich and Ally are here to put that right. And by God they really go deep into this thing. Strap in. This is going to be as hard for you as it is for me. Welcome to all the Chris Moyles listeners. This is not a typical ep.

Thursday 10th September 2026 - Black Shorts. Rich and Ally are today looking at what it's appropriate for politicians to offer the electorate if they win. It's better than it sounds. But not much better.

Wednesday 9th September 2026 - Eleclution. Rich is in the news again (broadly speaking) but only on Newsround will you find out the real reasons. But the other less important news that no one would lead with is the 10% chance of the extermination of humanity. But don't worry about that... buy a t-shirt here: http://gofasterstripe.com/ally

Tuesday 8th September 2026 - Monkey Glue. Rich and Ally get a visit from the politician who never listens, before looking into the blackheads of Dover and their multiple use balaclavas. Plus why the RNLI are the worst people in Britain.

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Friday 4th September 2026 - Aunty Christ. Rich and Ally have been shook by their interloper this week, but now he's back at school and everything is quiet and to be honest it all feels wrong. He may have broken this thing. But the team attempt to get to the bottom of the crocodile's transgressions and work out who the anti-Christ is before wisely giving up before their five minutes is up. You'll probably like it.

Wednesday 2nd September 2026 - Crocodile Rock. In today's Newsround we interview the crazy character who interloped yesterday and find him to be quite a down to earth guy, even if he has offended medieval Scotland. We also talk to a returning political force as we find out why Farage went up on the roof of parliament today. Will Hahayourbuttsmells crash the party? What the Hell is going on on this previously serious news programme?

1st September 2026 - Never Work With Children or Puppets. Rich is back but a terrifying new interloper beyond his control threatens to and succeeds in disrupting the serious news service. In the quiet times between Rich and Ally try to ascertain if a moon of Phobos is an alien space craft, but instead finds out how they do things in medieval Scotland. Plus an actual joke.