Rich and Ally's Craven Newsround

3/11/26 - Mouse Eunuchs. Rich and Ally continue to cover the stories that no one else will touch for fear of their shadowy overlords. Today it's whether getting castrated can make you live longer (or will it just feel like it). Warning Richard gets his testicle out in this 5 minute live broadcast.

2/11/26: Jousting on Lime Bikes - Rich and Ally start a new week by looking at the crazy things young people are getting up to today, with some warnings from history about what could go wrong. Plus a song about a mouse with a needle riding on a cat, as you would probably be expecting.

30/10/26 Cryptocuntacy - It's the last Newsround of the week and the month and maybe ever if it keeps nose-diving at this rate. Rich and Ally discuss the daring theft of some imaginary money by some people who don't deserve it from some people who did nothing to earn it. Plus a report from inside a Cryptomine.

29/10/26, Take Me To Poundland - Rich and Ally cover the big news of the day, the fact that Poundland might be going out of business. What could have caused this? Plus a report from a Poundland where you can get batteries for a pound, but probably not very good ones.

Tuesday 27th October 2026 - Nuclear Perineum. Rich and Ally are back. Or are they? Is this even happening? Let's hope not because our PM has advised us to stuck up on legumes for an upcoming and unspecified disaster. Well, it can't be worse than what's happening here.

23/10/26 Sticky Globes - Rich and Ally would like to apologise to the pigeon community for any offence caused by yesterday's Newsround. Today we look at smashed historical artefacts and who will be the next BondJamesBond. Will it be Ally? Watch this space.

22/10/26 Dirty Pigeons. Rich and Ally are here to talk about Kyle Maclachlan and very expensive Pokemon cards. Lots of singing in this one, so if you don't like that then best avoid this. I'd say best avoid the whole thing in general, but I can't tell you what to do.

20/10/26, Potty Trained Interloper - Rich and Ally attempt to talk about a serious news story, but their studio is invaded by a malicious force which they have to deal with. At least they nearly kept to their time this time.

Monday 19th October 2026 - Ameliorate The Situation. Rich and Ally start a brand new week covering the only news stories that matter: the non-discovery of Amelia Earhart's plane and Andy Burnham coming down hard, but not hard enough on people playing music on public transport. All packed into five minutes as usual, with limited same phrases.

6/10/26 Time Tinkerer. Rich and Ally get into some quite personal territory that you might wish to skip through, before being the only media outlet being brave enough to turn against the dictatorial star at the centre of our solar system. Should it wear clothing of any kind? Probably not.